functional moron
fiveburger.bsky.social
functional moron
@fiveburger.bsky.social
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January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by functional moron
“we’re gonna do an insurrection act! or we’re gonna build a database. and maybe call your parents and tell on you!“
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
like 95% of the people who they interact with are actively trying to hinder them. i’ve seen exactly two chuds come out to thank them, but i guarantee those guys can’t do shit to help support them
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i bet you’d have a really hard time convincing the players union behind something that tries to litigate what injuries you have to play with though
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
they’ve been so fun to watch lately it’s been nice
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
hell yeah
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
awee yay happy birthday lil dude!
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
what kind are we talking?
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
hell yeah man that’s great
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
yeah i’m certainly with you that it shouldn’t be the only thing considered
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
yeah these are all fair. it doesn’t seem like there’s necessarily an easy way to thread all these needles also
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i think it’s really fun to make this into a competition. very cool spirit
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
like i don’t want anyone watching a team of young kids developing and they win go “damn that hurt our draft chances” and i think that does happen sometimes, i think it’s better if you unambiguously want them to win even if they won’t win the title? not sure i’m making sense
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
that’s fair i see what you’re saying with the title or bust stuff too. i think winning should certainly be like, the preferred outcome on a night to night basis over not winning though, with other things than wanting a title being the priority i guess?
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
sports are at their most fun when both teams are trying their best to win and i think that should be the goal. sorry if this offends.
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM