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Stupid twat
Hit the age where I'm considering a soda stream
May 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
April 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Roachford absolutely tearing it up, what a tune
March 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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If those civil servants are employed guessing what’s poisonous and being wrong, or imagining what Star Wars would be like if it was in the 1940s and C3P0 had tits, I reckon this could be a goer.
March 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
THAT FUCKING AMAZON AD WITH THE STUPID KID SKATEBOARDING ON SAND
March 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kiddo has embraced TMNT, or the "Teemage Teemage Ninja Turtles" as she calls them. She's made a pizza box from cardboard and I keep finding these around the house. "Calabunga" 😍😂 #TMNT
March 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Shouting into the ether but the Antony Szmierek album released today is incredible
February 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
K.Dot just let him die, he's already dead. What a performance.
a man is pulling an owl piñata with a stick
ALT: a man is pulling an owl piñata with a stick
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Watched last night and still thinking about I Saw The TV Glow. So beautiful and upsetting.
January 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Sir, a second Nolan sister has died
January 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
January 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
To me, my pornbots
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Guys, I'm safely in the ejac zone
January 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Reposted by FlaccidHouse
If anyone UK-based is confused about the Connor/Elon thing:

The best 'old media' comparison is Louis Theroux interviews.

Connor has a low-key style that interviewees respond genuinely to. The nice people engage nicely. The arseholes out themselves while thinking they're smarter than him.
Look my brain is definitely at the “extremely fried by non-stop internet since age eight” end of things but I have just been trying to piece together Elon and some pants guy on Twitch for ten minutes and does BuzzFeed still do explainers? Anyone?
January 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Harry Hill needs to be on TV more. Like a whole channel of maybe one new hour of material a day, but the rest just TV Burp reruns
January 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well Sonic 3 was bloody good, 7yo lost her shit at the first post-credit scene 🔥
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Happy Festivus to those who celebrate
December 23, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Fucking hell, these Fanny Craddock cooking shows on BBC4 are insane 😂
December 21, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Lorna's "To me....my brood" was fucking badass @gerryduggan.bsky.social #FalloftheHouseofX
December 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Tried a Florentine. Average.
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Tried the Oreo Coke. I've a pretty hardy stomach after years of abuse with hot sauces but genuinely made my guts churn 🤢
December 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Thinking about him
November 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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It's always interesting when people come to conclusions "all by themselves" - with almost zero prompting from mainstream outlets/politicians/opinion leaders.
(Graph from @leftiestats.bsky.social )
November 26, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Spent £30 on jerk chicken by mistake
November 10, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Any good content about popstar's giant (or tiny, happy to accept really small) kids here?
November 7, 2024 at 9:22 AM