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chief high priest of a cult based around Vopson’s Second Law of Infodynamics. Yapping into the void about sports, scifi & current events.
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· Jan 21
You haven’t lived unless you’re 17 years old trying to explain why there’s the Silk Road open on one tab & the Anarchist’s Cookbook on another tab on the family computer to your deeply religious, Mormon parents
The interesting intersection of hockey romance readers & homosexual hockey fans both chanting “KISS!” during an NHL fight is a beautiful combination
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The interesting intersection of hockey romance readers & homosexual hockey fans both chanting “KISS!” during an NHL fight is a beautiful combination
I thought watching the new Fallout episode would help me escape the corporate hellscape of reality.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I thought watching the new Fallout episode would help me escape the corporate hellscape of reality.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
This game is going to be a classic 13-7 score line
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This game is going to be a classic 13-7 score line
I’m so grateful to be alive on this Monday evening to watch Tua Turndaballova sling crisp interceptions all night
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m so grateful to be alive on this Monday evening to watch Tua Turndaballova sling crisp interceptions all night
Showing my Gen Z brother old Vice docs like the aliens showing cavemen how to make fire
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Showing my Gen Z brother old Vice docs like the aliens showing cavemen how to make fire
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
In Paris & saw a power tool advertisement with Arnold Schwarzenegger which felt far too comical with the way he was acting
September 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
In Paris & saw a power tool advertisement with Arnold Schwarzenegger which felt far too comical with the way he was acting
How will this Taylor & Travis engagement affect my fantasy team?
He’s my TE1 (thanks autodraft)
He’s my TE1 (thanks autodraft)
August 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How will this Taylor & Travis engagement affect my fantasy team?
He’s my TE1 (thanks autodraft)
He’s my TE1 (thanks autodraft)
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TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
Watching National Treasure outside of Independence Hall might be the most patriotic thing I’ve done in a decade
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Watching National Treasure outside of Independence Hall might be the most patriotic thing I’ve done in a decade
Fuck the clankers
AI Event Crashed in SE Portland, Vehicles Vandalized
the 6 wore gloves, hoods/sunglasses arriving at Kiln throwing balls of paint at the Kiln office & spray-painted nearby parked cars before departing on foot.
they left these flyers: phlanticap.noblogs.org/poster-paste...
the 6 wore gloves, hoods/sunglasses arriving at Kiln throwing balls of paint at the Kiln office & spray-painted nearby parked cars before departing on foot.
they left these flyers: phlanticap.noblogs.org/poster-paste...
AI Event Crashed in SE Portland, Vehicles Vandalized – Rose City Counter-Info
rosecitycounterinfo.noblogs.org
August 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Fuck the clankers
Naming things off in my house that have lasted longer than the Confederacy
Sofa
Silverware
A pair of socks
Electric toothbrush (bristles replaced)
My dog
Sofa
Silverware
A pair of socks
Electric toothbrush (bristles replaced)
My dog
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Naming things off in my house that have lasted longer than the Confederacy
Sofa
Silverware
A pair of socks
Electric toothbrush (bristles replaced)
My dog
Sofa
Silverware
A pair of socks
Electric toothbrush (bristles replaced)
My dog
Anyone else remember when podcasts were cool video clips on an iPod video & not having massive geopolitical ramifications?
March 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Anyone else remember when podcasts were cool video clips on an iPod video & not having massive geopolitical ramifications?
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You haven’t lived unless you’re 17 years old trying to explain why there’s the Silk Road open on one tab & the Anarchist’s Cookbook on another tab on the family computer to your deeply religious, Mormon parents
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You haven’t lived unless you’re 17 years old trying to explain why there’s the Silk Road open on one tab & the Anarchist’s Cookbook on another tab on the family computer to your deeply religious, Mormon parents
Idk why we’re flabbergasted about the war group chat. If I was in his shoes I’d probably be in the boys’ group chat firing off wild ideas too.
March 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Idk why we’re flabbergasted about the war group chat. If I was in his shoes I’d probably be in the boys’ group chat firing off wild ideas too.
If you skip a Pop Smoke song you’re disrespecting the dead
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you skip a Pop Smoke song you’re disrespecting the dead
The small folk & peasants of Westeros have the rawest deal. Blindly following their Lord’s into wars & massacres while egging their Lord’s on further 😂
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The small folk & peasants of Westeros have the rawest deal. Blindly following their Lord’s into wars & massacres while egging their Lord’s on further 😂
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The Flyers are on pace to give up 10 goals to the Chicago Blackhawks today. The Blackhawks averaged 2.64 goals per game on the season coming into this outing.
March 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Flyers are on pace to give up 10 goals to the Chicago Blackhawks today. The Blackhawks averaged 2.64 goals per game on the season coming into this outing.
That fully charged pen rip while getting changed after work must be similar to how Christ felt being resurrected
March 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That fully charged pen rip while getting changed after work must be similar to how Christ felt being resurrected
Just met my favorite retiree a archetype. A 70-year old wearing a large amount of Axe body spray.
March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just met my favorite retiree a archetype. A 70-year old wearing a large amount of Axe body spray.
No shot
Watermelon Oreos (2013-2013): Golden Oreo cookies filled with watermelon-flavored red (well, more like a sickly pink) and green creme, meant to visually evoke a slice of watermelon.
March 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
No shot
I was talking about effective use of free time with my therapist today & they told me watching the 76ers is not a good idea.
March 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I was talking about effective use of free time with my therapist today & they told me watching the 76ers is not a good idea.