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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
i am sick to the high heavens of misplacing lip balms. why do i always do this. and then find it in some random coat pocket approx 1 year later, when ive bought a new lip balm.
March 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i am sick to the high heavens of misplacing lip balms. why do i always do this. and then find it in some random coat pocket approx 1 year later, when ive bought a new lip balm.
idk abt you but i'm a massive hater of the greatest showman-ication of the new snow white film
March 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
idk abt you but i'm a massive hater of the greatest showman-ication of the new snow white film
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"stop it, youre being class-conscious"
February 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"stop it, youre being class-conscious"
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i’m not making any resolutions. what i do next year is none of my business
January 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i’m not making any resolutions. what i do next year is none of my business
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missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM
missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
happy jools holland eve to all who celebrate ❤️
December 31, 2024 at 8:00 PM
happy jools holland eve to all who celebrate ❤️
i've decided. the cheese is the best food part of christmas. end of.
December 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
i've decided. the cheese is the best food part of christmas. end of.
looks a bit like a messed up arctic roll
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
looks a bit like a messed up arctic roll
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[after mary just gave birth in a manger]
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
December 22, 2024 at 2:48 AM
[after mary just gave birth in a manger]
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
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I went to Mid-December Cold & Flu Island and everyone there knew you
December 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I went to Mid-December Cold & Flu Island and everyone there knew you
:/
Warner Bros. Discovery will not renew their deal to release new episodes of ‘Sesame Street’, THR reports.
Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes.
Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes.
December 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
:/
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I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese?
It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.
It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.
November 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese?
It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.
It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.
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i love those rare times where some rich guy dies and everyone hoots and hollers, which causes other rich people, and people who are under the delusion that they will be rich some day, to realize how much they are hated and have an existential crisis
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
i love those rare times where some rich guy dies and everyone hoots and hollers, which causes other rich people, and people who are under the delusion that they will be rich some day, to realize how much they are hated and have an existential crisis
martin short!!! christmas is saved
SNL shares their upcoming scheduled hosts and musical guests for December.
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
martin short!!! christmas is saved
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does anybody remember how to do my job
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
does anybody remember how to do my job
forever thinking about pluto's christmas tree this time of year 🎄
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 PM
forever thinking about pluto's christmas tree this time of year 🎄
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i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either
i couldnt stop thinking about my childhood fear of mr tickle so i looked up the last few pages of the book and ,,,, try and tell me this is not UTTER NIGHTMARE FUEL
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
i couldnt stop thinking about my childhood fear of mr tickle so i looked up the last few pages of the book and ,,,, try and tell me this is not UTTER NIGHTMARE FUEL
lowkey she would eat as madame morrible
November 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
lowkey she would eat as madame morrible
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rest in peace to all my banger tweets but i really cant bear to consciously use that hellsite anymore. what are we calling them here then?
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
rest in peace to all my banger tweets but i really cant bear to consciously use that hellsite anymore. what are we calling them here then?
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me trying to get more oomfs to migrate from twitter
November 16, 2024 at 1:07 PM
me trying to get more oomfs to migrate from twitter
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Me trying to find the Bluesky accounts of all the people I follow on Twitter.
November 16, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Me trying to find the Bluesky accounts of all the people I follow on Twitter.
wait a minute, rachel zegler as eurydice in hadestown WHEN???
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
wait a minute, rachel zegler as eurydice in hadestown WHEN???