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2020 was so bad that 2021 has to be my year

2021 was so bad that 2022 has to be my year

2022 was so bad that 2023 has to be my year

2023 was so bad that 2024 has to be my year

2024 was so bad that 2025 has to be my year

2025 was so bad that 2026 has to
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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welcome to portland. you have chosen, or been chosen, to get FUCKED IN THE ASS
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Old Ladies! Please Pump My Cock! Mature Woman Ladies Who Lust For Masturbating Men 4
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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good shower taken
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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new favorite video
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
my favorite christians are the ones who seem to think the old testament is basically the hobbit in that it is kind of cool if you read it but really you can skip it if you don't feel like it
jesus quotes it constantly purely for fans of the original, doesn't actually mean anything though
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I can't leave until I've read Peach's letter.
That's Luigi's bed... he's not home right now.
I need to read Peach's letter first.
My old plumbing equipment... I've not used it in years.
No.
Not right now.
I can't leave until I've read Peach's letter.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my dad in complete disbelief when i inform him the bakery near my house does not have the same baked goods as the bakery near his house
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
really is a shame spongebob and patrick weren't able to get married
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Demiurgpt can you make a gun that completly ruins my re4 playthrough
Demiurgpt:
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
watching the 60 minutes thing, and for some strange reason as i think about bari weiss burying this i am reminded of the fact julius streicher also hung an nuremburg
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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[to the tune of Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime]

simpsons

maggie

marge homer lisa bart
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i could not tell you why i continue to look at the bill maher clips that come up for me when all they do is make me angry, put the man in a brazen bull
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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imagine the kind of person you would have to be to watch that 60 Minutes segment and think "I must do everything I can to defend the people in charge of this process of sending people to be tortured."
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
its actually very normal to respond to someone talking about summer wars by immediately flooding their mentions with how much better our war game is, it's not anti social at all
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
haha i hate this guy
NYT: Ramaswamy Challenges Surging Bigotry on the Right

the actual speech: unamerican transgenders murdered charlie kirk and we all love to hate them don't we folks
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
can we make "internet shitheads get beat up week" a regular thing
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
they're fucking cooking chompsky on the neoliberal subreddit
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM