Floozy Greenberg
@floozygreenberg.bsky.social
is this where i login to pinterest.com ⭕️
i should be able to deduct dog boarding costs from my taxes
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i should be able to deduct dog boarding costs from my taxes
jerk stroke from whackchita
cummed his puddy down
cummed his puddy down
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
jerk stroke from whackchita
cummed his puddy down
cummed his puddy down
home is where the bidet is
(not in this hotey room that’s fur damn sure)
(not in this hotey room that’s fur damn sure)
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
home is where the bidet is
(not in this hotey room that’s fur damn sure)
(not in this hotey room that’s fur damn sure)
i need a new book to read
also need to learn how to read i guess
also need to learn how to read i guess
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i need a new book to read
also need to learn how to read i guess
also need to learn how to read i guess
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
housing crisis in CA really is bonkers
A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
housing crisis in CA really is bonkers
lost in translation and there will be blood are the two most overrated movies EVER
i don’t get the hype
i don’t get the hype
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
lost in translation and there will be blood are the two most overrated movies EVER
i don’t get the hype
i don’t get the hype
patiently waiting for folks napster unwrapped this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
patiently waiting for folks napster unwrapped this year
i refuse to exert mental energy on things happening in Oklahoma, you can’t make me do it no sir
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i refuse to exert mental energy on things happening in Oklahoma, you can’t make me do it no sir
that face when dad won’t share his leftovers…
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
that face when dad won’t share his leftovers…
surprised the ol’ lumpy bastard hasn’t said something like “i prefer my buildings not to be inferno death traps” about the HK fire
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
surprised the ol’ lumpy bastard hasn’t said something like “i prefer my buildings not to be inferno death traps” about the HK fire
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when is the nuzzi lizza drama gonna get to the felching inquiring minds want to know
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
when is the nuzzi lizza drama gonna get to the felching inquiring minds want to know
someone’s loving this Ken burns American revolution documentary
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
someone’s loving this Ken burns American revolution documentary
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
honk shoo ass dog 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
honk shoo ass dog 🥹
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Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
mamdani trump edm dubstep collab when
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
mamdani trump edm dubstep collab when
sir william strangz on dopey?
Yes Please
Yes Please
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sir william strangz on dopey?
Yes Please
Yes Please
working from home today and this annoying coworker keeps asking when lunch is 😤
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
working from home today and this annoying coworker keeps asking when lunch is 😤
holy shit pluribus lives up to the hype
so so good
so so good
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
holy shit pluribus lives up to the hype
so so good
so so good
it’s all happening on the everything app 👀
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it’s all happening on the everything app 👀
pondering life’s important decisions:
what do I get my dog for Christmas?
what do I get my dog for Christmas?
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
pondering life’s important decisions:
what do I get my dog for Christmas?
what do I get my dog for Christmas?
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water