Dirt Wizard
@foildirtwizard.bsky.social
Got dirt between my toes
In woke two we're finally going to abolish toilet paper
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In woke two we're finally going to abolish toilet paper
There's a person at the bar eating a tamale like a go-gurt, it's upsetting
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There's a person at the bar eating a tamale like a go-gurt, it's upsetting
Mogging on the other performative males by reading a primer on chaos magic at the gym
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mogging on the other performative males by reading a primer on chaos magic at the gym
Running in 2028 on the single issue of put hank williams on the 20
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Running in 2028 on the single issue of put hank williams on the 20
Telling the generals I just called fat and stupid to depose my political enemies with the soldiers I'm not paying
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Telling the generals I just called fat and stupid to depose my political enemies with the soldiers I'm not paying
Arguing that the shadows on the wall of my cave have feelings
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Arguing that the shadows on the wall of my cave have feelings
Government is shut down, punks win
October 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Government is shut down, punks win
King Gizzard fans are the dead heads of our generation
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
King Gizzard fans are the dead heads of our generation
Didn't get raptured this morning but I did accidentally turn the tushy bidet on full blast so I'm pretty sure I saw jesus for a second
September 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Didn't get raptured this morning but I did accidentally turn the tushy bidet on full blast so I'm pretty sure I saw jesus for a second
I must not fear, fear is the vibe killer
September 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I must not fear, fear is the vibe killer
It walks like it just crapped its pants and is looking for a bathroom
September 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It walks like it just crapped its pants and is looking for a bathroom
Drinking an ice cold beer is basically the same thing as brushing your teeth
July 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Drinking an ice cold beer is basically the same thing as brushing your teeth
The best cure to drinking too much caffeine is to switch to an ice cold beer
July 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The best cure to drinking too much caffeine is to switch to an ice cold beer
In Winnipeg listening to a Canadian military vet explain to the bartender that the stances that samurai would take were to compensate for the weight of their armor
June 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In Winnipeg listening to a Canadian military vet explain to the bartender that the stances that samurai would take were to compensate for the weight of their armor
Snacking on a bundle of green onions, just chomping right into them
June 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Snacking on a bundle of green onions, just chomping right into them
Interested to see how they'll measure up to other candidates. Guess we'll just have to see how things shake out.
please scrub your reddit before announcing your run for mayor
June 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Interested to see how they'll measure up to other candidates. Guess we'll just have to see how things shake out.
Sharif don't like it
Scoop the cat box, scoop the cat box
Scoop the cat box, scoop the cat box
June 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sharif don't like it
Scoop the cat box, scoop the cat box
Scoop the cat box, scoop the cat box
Getting dicked around by Big Hot Dog once again
May 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Getting dicked around by Big Hot Dog once again
God damn, sinners was a fucking movie
April 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
God damn, sinners was a fucking movie
I love taking my allergy meds while operating heavy machinery
April 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love taking my allergy meds while operating heavy machinery
Reposted by Dirt Wizard
By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time
Power is out so I'm on lizard warming duty
April 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Power is out so I'm on lizard warming duty
Had a dream that we got a new riding lawn mower, and all our friends came over to take turns driving it around the back acre
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Had a dream that we got a new riding lawn mower, and all our friends came over to take turns driving it around the back acre
Not that I really have the disposable cash right now, but it's not like the Bell Witch repress is gonna be getting cheaper anytime soon.
April 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Not that I really have the disposable cash right now, but it's not like the Bell Witch repress is gonna be getting cheaper anytime soon.