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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
Blocklist of people that reply with "it's cute that you think that" and "you're assuming that there'll be"
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Blocklist of people that reply with "it's cute that you think that" and "you're assuming that there'll be"
the monkey's paw curling after I said I wanted low rise jeans to stay in the 2000s and we could have any other trend instead
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the monkey's paw curling after I said I wanted low rise jeans to stay in the 2000s and we could have any other trend instead
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
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An… interesting facet of this place is you can do a post about wanting to eat or having eaten A Huge Sandwich and if enough people see it you’re bound to get a reply or quote RT like “Well nothing will be A Huge Sandwich once that orange traitor is back in charge!”
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
An… interesting facet of this place is you can do a post about wanting to eat or having eaten A Huge Sandwich and if enough people see it you’re bound to get a reply or quote RT like “Well nothing will be A Huge Sandwich once that orange traitor is back in charge!”
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
Look at this menace. This handsome polite little sack of shit who knows how to say "I'm baby" and then promptly lodge himself in the most discomforting place on the bed he can before hauling a sigh up from the depths of his soul
December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Look at this menace. This handsome polite little sack of shit who knows how to say "I'm baby" and then promptly lodge himself in the most discomforting place on the bed he can before hauling a sigh up from the depths of his soul
where is carly rae jepsen, every day here without my guiding light is hell
November 20, 2024 at 9:11 PM
where is carly rae jepsen, every day here without my guiding light is hell
Obviously the round the twist musical needs to be the theme song sung by the entire cast and audience ten or more times, followed by a swimming propulsion storyline I will decline to explain to foreigners
November 18, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Obviously the round the twist musical needs to be the theme song sung by the entire cast and audience ten or more times, followed by a swimming propulsion storyline I will decline to explain to foreigners