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Danni Frank
@frannidank.bsky.social
· Feb 2
I’m done with the willful ignorance and absolutely abhorrent behavior of so many of my fellow Americans nowadays.
Be warned: it’s time I proudly let my Bitch Flag™️ fly. Y’all aren’t ready for a truly unfiltered Dan, but you’re gonna get her starting… NOW!
Be warned: it’s time I proudly let my Bitch Flag™️ fly. Y’all aren’t ready for a truly unfiltered Dan, but you’re gonna get her starting… NOW!
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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"Excuse me. My eyes are up here"
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Excuse me. My eyes are up here"
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#ProudBlue #MomSky
We are seeing this daily from way too many in Congress.
The GOP has completely given up their power to the Executive branch.
Every single one of them needs to be primaried.
We are seeing this daily from way too many in Congress.
The GOP has completely given up their power to the Executive branch.
Every single one of them needs to be primaried.
April 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
#ProudBlue #MomSky
We are seeing this daily from way too many in Congress.
The GOP has completely given up their power to the Executive branch.
Every single one of them needs to be primaried.
We are seeing this daily from way too many in Congress.
The GOP has completely given up their power to the Executive branch.
Every single one of them needs to be primaried.
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This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
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Trump told America he had a deal with far-right El Salvadoran dictator Nayib Bukele to temporary hold U.S. deportees for a fee.
Now we know that was a lie.
Trump told Bukele he'd _sell_ him bodies to _own_—to be housed in his massive prison (CECOT) until death.
America is back in the slave trade.
Now we know that was a lie.
Trump told Bukele he'd _sell_ him bodies to _own_—to be housed in his massive prison (CECOT) until death.
America is back in the slave trade.
April 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump told America he had a deal with far-right El Salvadoran dictator Nayib Bukele to temporary hold U.S. deportees for a fee.
Now we know that was a lie.
Trump told Bukele he'd _sell_ him bodies to _own_—to be housed in his massive prison (CECOT) until death.
America is back in the slave trade.
Now we know that was a lie.
Trump told Bukele he'd _sell_ him bodies to _own_—to be housed in his massive prison (CECOT) until death.
America is back in the slave trade.
Dear Tulane students (and other college kids visiting New Orleans), you should get better fake IDs if you’re gonna use them so brazenly.
The fake I got in 2010 was leagues better than the shit y’all show me at brunches 🙄 Expect your bottomless mimos to be dark orange #cantfoolme
The fake I got in 2010 was leagues better than the shit y’all show me at brunches 🙄 Expect your bottomless mimos to be dark orange #cantfoolme
April 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Dear Tulane students (and other college kids visiting New Orleans), you should get better fake IDs if you’re gonna use them so brazenly.
The fake I got in 2010 was leagues better than the shit y’all show me at brunches 🙄 Expect your bottomless mimos to be dark orange #cantfoolme
The fake I got in 2010 was leagues better than the shit y’all show me at brunches 🙄 Expect your bottomless mimos to be dark orange #cantfoolme
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Legendary poster artist Drew Struzan is suffering from Alzheimer’s
According to his wife Dylan, he can no longer paint and is 'fighting for his life'
🧵 with some of his work
According to his wife Dylan, he can no longer paint and is 'fighting for his life'
🧵 with some of his work
March 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Legendary poster artist Drew Struzan is suffering from Alzheimer’s
According to his wife Dylan, he can no longer paint and is 'fighting for his life'
🧵 with some of his work
According to his wife Dylan, he can no longer paint and is 'fighting for his life'
🧵 with some of his work
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breaking: pete hegseth allegedly discussed specifics of unnamed colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices during unauthorized signals chat that mistakenly included chick-fil-a ceo andrew cathy
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
breaking: pete hegseth allegedly discussed specifics of unnamed colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices during unauthorized signals chat that mistakenly included chick-fil-a ceo andrew cathy
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i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
theonion.com/doj-des...
theonion.com/doj-des...
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
theonion.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
theonion.com/doj-des...
theonion.com/doj-des...
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Jenna Ortega tells us why she loves to continue starring in horror movies.
“I love running for my life, I love screaming, I love crying on set. It’s all very therapeutic and very fun”
“I love running for my life, I love screaming, I love crying on set. It’s all very therapeutic and very fun”
March 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jenna Ortega tells us why she loves to continue starring in horror movies.
“I love running for my life, I love screaming, I love crying on set. It’s all very therapeutic and very fun”
“I love running for my life, I love screaming, I love crying on set. It’s all very therapeutic and very fun”
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
theonion.com/experts...
theonion.com/experts...
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
theonion.com/experts...
theonion.com/experts...
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Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
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Donald Trump has ended USSS protection for both Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden.
Another clear signal that he himself never intends to be an ex-president, nor see his family be the family of an ex-president.
The number of such signals is growing exponentially by the week.
Another clear signal that he himself never intends to be an ex-president, nor see his family be the family of an ex-president.
The number of such signals is growing exponentially by the week.
March 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Donald Trump has ended USSS protection for both Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden.
Another clear signal that he himself never intends to be an ex-president, nor see his family be the family of an ex-president.
The number of such signals is growing exponentially by the week.
Another clear signal that he himself never intends to be an ex-president, nor see his family be the family of an ex-president.
The number of such signals is growing exponentially by the week.
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“You sad, shitty human,” said Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson. “You know the damage to America this will do in the world, but can’t resist the lure of power and Trump’s approval.”
Marco Rubio Announces Stunning Extent of USAID Purge
Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the six-week review of USAID is complete.
newrepublic.com
March 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“You sad, shitty human,” said Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson. “You know the damage to America this will do in the world, but can’t resist the lure of power and Trump’s approval.”
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A group of college kids guessed my age today. They guessed 25. Brb gonna go to this Arkansas frat formal now cause these are obvi my people
March 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A group of college kids guessed my age today. They guessed 25. Brb gonna go to this Arkansas frat formal now cause these are obvi my people
Favorite thing I overheard a customer say while at work today:
“I think taking care of yourself is something you do, like after college.”
“I think taking care of yourself is something you do, like after college.”
March 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Favorite thing I overheard a customer say while at work today:
“I think taking care of yourself is something you do, like after college.”
“I think taking care of yourself is something you do, like after college.”
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There is no way to understate what is happening in America – a sinister alliance between a demagogue, the world’s richest man, and right-wing activists is remaking the federal government.
It Keeps Getting Worse—and No One Is Safe
Donald Trump and Elon Musk aren’t just inflicting pain on poor people abroad or imagined “enemies within.” Their parade of cruelty is coming for MAGA country too.
newrepublic.com
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There is no way to understate what is happening in America – a sinister alliance between a demagogue, the world’s richest man, and right-wing activists is remaking the federal government.