"we're all dogs in god's hot car"

DUCK MICRODROP 🦆

Duckling drop? 🐥

@teminitemusic.bsky.social

Ready Player One is despicable for many reasons, but today I woke up mad at its portrayal of the oligarch tech lord as a good and decent person. Yes the man who invents an app that ensnares all of society, so much so that they abandon reality altogether, he would be benevolent and virtuous, for sure

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

Another to remember for 2025

This place is cool but I think I oversaturated myself with political accounts and i need cosplay and porn as a reprieve

Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”

Jonas Salk didn't patent his 1955 polio vaccine so that it would be affordable for all people. As a result, he lost an estimated 7 billion dollars

Saying in an interview "There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?"

#jonassalk #polio #vaccines #getvaccinated #vaccinessavelives #Healthcare

I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene.

Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.

I fully realize and acknowledge that everyone has their own unique preferences, and on the whole I do try to remain a judgment-free person, but I honestly can’t fathom how anyone could willingly choose oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip.