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He Kept Me Sane This Year
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He Kept Me Sane This Year
And that wasn’t easy.
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December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He Kept Me Sane This Year
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His lying is insidious…
His ego is laughable…
His cruelty is barbaric…
His stupidity is staggering…
His bragging is embarrassing…
His incompetence is devastating…
His crimes against women and children and disgusting...
And your support of him is totally PATHETIC.
Enjoy. 😎✨
His ego is laughable…
His cruelty is barbaric…
His stupidity is staggering…
His bragging is embarrassing…
His incompetence is devastating…
His crimes against women and children and disgusting...
And your support of him is totally PATHETIC.
Enjoy. 😎✨
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
His lying is insidious…
His ego is laughable…
His cruelty is barbaric…
His stupidity is staggering…
His bragging is embarrassing…
His incompetence is devastating…
His crimes against women and children and disgusting...
And your support of him is totally PATHETIC.
Enjoy. 😎✨
His ego is laughable…
His cruelty is barbaric…
His stupidity is staggering…
His bragging is embarrassing…
His incompetence is devastating…
His crimes against women and children and disgusting...
And your support of him is totally PATHETIC.
Enjoy. 😎✨
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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“.. We can no longer permit ourselves nor ask our audiences to step inside this once great institution,” he said.
@nytimes.com
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December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“.. We can no longer permit ourselves nor ask our audiences to step inside this once great institution,” he said.
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@nytimes.com
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He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
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Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
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"Addled, corrupt and ailing"
That's the Donald.
And what qualifications gave #NaziNosferatu a seat at the table?
"Addled, corrupt and ailing"
That's the Donald.
And what qualifications gave #NaziNosferatu a seat at the table?
Trump Keeps Running Interference For Putin
Our addled, corrupt, and ailing leader continues to insult the people of Ukraine, Europe, and The United States of America
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December 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"Addled, corrupt and ailing"
That's the Donald.
And what qualifications gave #NaziNosferatu a seat at the table?
"Addled, corrupt and ailing"
That's the Donald.
And what qualifications gave #NaziNosferatu a seat at the table?
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There is literally nothing he can tell the truth about. He’s a disgrace.
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
There is literally nothing he can tell the truth about. He’s a disgrace.
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Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave
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1991: The United States thinks it has decisively won the Cold War against Russia.
2025: The United States' foreign policy is being dictated by Russia.
2025: The United States' foreign policy is being dictated by Russia.
December 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
1991: The United States thinks it has decisively won the Cold War against Russia.
2025: The United States' foreign policy is being dictated by Russia.
2025: The United States' foreign policy is being dictated by Russia.
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“Release everything” wasn’t a moral statement. It was a trap...and Trump walked straight into it.🔥👇
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December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Release everything” wasn’t a moral statement. It was a trap...and Trump walked straight into it.🔥👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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Context you rarely hear: global stocks are up about 30% over the past year. U.S. stocks? Around 18%. That means American investors underperformed the world by about 12 percentage points, even while headlines called it a “fantastic year.”
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Context you rarely hear: global stocks are up about 30% over the past year. U.S. stocks? Around 18%. That means American investors underperformed the world by about 12 percentage points, even while headlines called it a “fantastic year.”
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Still up. Glad I posted here and not YouTube. This is what Bari Weiss and CBS tried to hide from us.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Still up. Glad I posted here and not YouTube. This is what Bari Weiss and CBS tried to hide from us.
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“CalRx is partnering with pharmaceutical companies and leveraging the incredible purchasing power of the nation’s largest state to manufacture and produce their own medications.”
— Dr. Vin Gupta on @governor.ca.gov’s nation-leading CalRx program to bring affordable Rxs to every Californian
— Dr. Vin Gupta on @governor.ca.gov’s nation-leading CalRx program to bring affordable Rxs to every Californian
California’s CalRx continues to find ways to ensure lower prices for critical pharmaceuticals for its people, leveraging the market power of the state.
First insulin, now naloxone. Smart and patient-centric moves by Gov Newsom and his team.
@governor.ca.gov @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
First insulin, now naloxone. Smart and patient-centric moves by Gov Newsom and his team.
@governor.ca.gov @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“CalRx is partnering with pharmaceutical companies and leveraging the incredible purchasing power of the nation’s largest state to manufacture and produce their own medications.”
— Dr. Vin Gupta on @governor.ca.gov’s nation-leading CalRx program to bring affordable Rxs to every Californian
— Dr. Vin Gupta on @governor.ca.gov’s nation-leading CalRx program to bring affordable Rxs to every Californian
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This is my favorite parody account.
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is my favorite parody account.
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The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
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Seems to me this is a pathetic exhortation but an air-tight confession of guilt
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Seems to me this is a pathetic exhortation but an air-tight confession of guilt
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The Unredacted DOJ post actually reads:
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Unredacted DOJ post actually reads:
Hey Donald: this isn’t about “embarrassing” child molesters. It’s about prosecuting them. Just FYI.
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey Donald: this isn’t about “embarrassing” child molesters. It’s about prosecuting them. Just FYI.
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A lot of Europeans and Canadians talking about “why don’t you Americans do something” because this isn’t a movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A lot of Europeans and Canadians talking about “why don’t you Americans do something” because this isn’t a movie
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You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
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With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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He let loose almost 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day.
You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts.
They know he’s too far gone.
They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout.
They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.
You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts.
They know he’s too far gone.
They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout.
They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He let loose almost 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day.
You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts.
They know he’s too far gone.
They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout.
They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.
You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts.
They know he’s too far gone.
They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout.
They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.