No.1 HATER
I aced the autism exam
9/11 was a blowjob
Jimmy Carter stared down the freaking Reaper to be able to cast his vote for Kanala Harris. I think the rest of us can get off our asses to do the same. And vote early to avoid the lines!
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1. It doesn’t want to shut down my vagina
2. it’s like hanging out under the bleachers
3. Hot dogs are our main food group
4. We are an equal opportunity shitposting site
5. The only thing we want to destroy is a joint & plate of nachos
DAs pressure a man to plead guilty to a rape they already KNEW HE DID NOT COMMIT, withholding the DNA they KNEW exonerated him.
13 YEARS in prison. My GOD.
DAs pressure a man to plead guilty to a rape they already KNEW HE DID NOT COMMIT, withholding the DNA they KNEW exonerated him.
13 YEARS in prison. My GOD.
You don’t want to disappoint Maude, do you?
STEP 1: SPY A BIT OF PIZZA CRUST ON PLATE
STEP 2: JUMP ONTO KITCHEN CHAIR
STEP 3: LOOK INNOCENT
STEP 4: FRONT PAWS ON TABLE, SNATCH CRUST
STEP 5: RUN AWAYYYY
STEP 6: CRUNCH CRUST UNDER THE BED, IGNORING HUMAN
STEP 1: SPY A BIT OF PIZZA CRUST ON PLATE
STEP 2: JUMP ONTO KITCHEN CHAIR
STEP 3: LOOK INNOCENT
STEP 4: FRONT PAWS ON TABLE, SNATCH CRUST
STEP 5: RUN AWAYYYY
STEP 6: CRUNCH CRUST UNDER THE BED, IGNORING HUMAN
Back in 1998 I killed several innocent civilians
Back in 1998 I killed several innocent civilians