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worshipping the vertigo
The perfect football game is where everything goes horribly wrong all the time
September 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If there is one thing you can say about me its I’ve always believed in my 3-0 Niners
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
49ers game is making me crave preseason hockey
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Games on the TV, too damn hot out.. Perfect weekend to get sick and make everyone pity me
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Please stop calling it “The Eye Of Terror”, you sound like a tourist, everyone who lives here just calls it the eye
April 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
With the NHL and NBA in playoffs, 420, Wrestlemania night 2, The Rehearsal S2 premier, some are calling it the most important Easter Sunday in history.
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Haven’t been watching a lot of movies since getting my new job and I feel guilty. Probably because it makes me a bad person
April 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Not posting my NHL and NBA playoff predictions this year to cultivate an aura of mystique
April 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There are no rules in Underground Woke! Only firings
February 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Talking about woke like crypto nazis used to about their movement. You can’t kill us, only drive us underground. Woke will Rise Again
February 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
piss and SHIT
February 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No one in the article even says remotely anything like that you fucking hack
the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”
February 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There are more than two genders [Cody Rhodes theme starts]
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
a new year mostly same
February 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.
here's audio of Trump saying he wants to "clear out" Gaza and move Palestinians elsewhere
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thank goodness for the completely just and righteous American judicial system for disallowing the Utah Hockey Club (bad name) from calling themselves the Utah Yeti (somehow worse) 🇺🇸
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
One of my favorite experiences is watching a film for the first time and it’s so good you get a little mad you didn’t see it earlier in life
January 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Federal Funding Freeze presented by DoorDash
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Super Bowl LIX going to be the 1936 Olympics
January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
[resigned for the worst possible outcome to happen] Go Bills!
January 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I wouldn’t give it up for all the buffalo in China
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
America is one of the worst countries in the United States
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hi I wanted to setup an appointment to bring in my car. Yeah, it moans and quivers a lot when I apply the brakes. Yeah. I don’t know, medium hardness?
January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Seig heil-ing with a “be patient with me I’m autistic” sticker on my shirt
January 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM