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Funky Cold Luda

@funkycoldluis.bsky.social

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Bleacher Nation’s foremost authority on The Simpsons, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears.

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · Jul 29

i was inspired today…

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 11m

you might be right! it could be as simple as that!

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 15m

athletes are bigger, faster, and stronger now. they manipulate balls and their bodies in so many ways now that they didn’t in the past. has the human eye gotten that much better? and i wont even ask about if the human element has improved at all…

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 16m

a random late night thought while everyone else is sleeping: i wonder if our discontent with umpiring/officiating is rooted in the fact that umpires/officials have not evolved at the same rate as the athletes playing the games they officiate.

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 1h

an 8 pm CT start thursday means it’ll be a cafe bustelo morning and a mexican coke afternoon. giddy up.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 2h

Playoff Schwarber vs. Playoff Kershaw went exactly how you’d expect.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 4h

455 feet my rump!

Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 4h

Oh my god, Kyle Schwarber. He ties this game with a HUGE home run.

117.2 mph exit velocity. 455 feet.

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 4h

i think that schwarber dong just landed on my balcony

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 4h

i do not envy the people stuck in this mess (as i watch from my balcony)

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 4h

really gotta plan out our nisei trips better lol

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 5h

The John Summit Game™️

www.instagram.com/p/DPkcUJRjJW...

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 5h

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 7h

🤤

Nisei Lounge @niseilounge.bsky.social · 7h

The last stand of Wrigley Field DAY BASEBALL for 2025 calls for extra special #NiseiLabs science…

…so here’s 4 liters of candy cane Malort for your fan gullets.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 7h

it would be nice to score some runs off my mortal enemy, jose quintana.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 8h

*pours one out*

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 8h

Cease: Pitched in a playoff game.

Quintana: Pitching in a playoff game.

The Cubs: Playing in a playoff game.

Eloy:

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 8h

welp. better make 4 runs stand.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 11h

I've got an odd split.

4 safari (personal bsky, personal twitter, wordpress, and whatever i'm reading at the time)

4 chrome (work bsky, work twitter, usually ESPN, the BN hone page)

It's a pretty specific 8 tabs that stay open for me. I usually close whenever the last post of the day goes out.

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 11h

8. And yes, I’m unwell. Do you think I see a therapist weekly because I’m well? 🤣

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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 15h

Ben Johnson Plays Coy When Asked Who Will Start at Left Tackle in Week 6: "I Have a Good Idea"

www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 14h

I think every loathsome, successful person should get an era at the end of their career where they’re still loathsome but no longer successful. It's good for public morale.

Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 15h

Bill Belichick won 10 games with Matt Cassell and then made the playoffs with Mac Jones, so I don't think the UNC thing necessarily proves that he was always a fraud, like some folks are saying.

I think it proves he is *currently* a fraud, though.

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 1d

Relatable.

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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 1d

The Chicago Bears announced they have opened the practice window for DL Austin Booker and RB Travis Homer.

Post coming soon at @bn-bears.bsky.social

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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 1d

CHICAGO BEARS NOTES — OCT. 7, 2025

🐻 QB1 has the right mindset
🏈 One player stands out as someone who needs to step up after the bye
🎙️ Have you checked out the latest BN Bears pod yet?
✍️ And more with @funkycoldluis.bsky.social

www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 1d

I look forward to this!!

Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 1d

I think about this a lot because my brain goes “I’m gonna respect and try to understand your opinion, but you’re not gonna respect mine … so what are we getting out of this?” No thanks. Big pass.