Kim
@funsizedkim.bsky.social
I finally understand why people do beach vacations.
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I finally understand why people do beach vacations.
Vacation time!!!!
I'M On A Boat. GIF
ALT: I'M On A Boat. GIF
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January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Vacation time!!!!
Today was supposed to be laundry and dishes day. Instead it was family nap time day. #NoRegrets
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Today was supposed to be laundry and dishes day. Instead it was family nap time day. #NoRegrets
What does it say about me that every year somebody new gets me a Tile for Christmas?
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What does it say about me that every year somebody new gets me a Tile for Christmas?
Nothing says "Christmas" like gathering with your loved ones in your pajamas and watching Die Hard while opening gifts.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Nothing says "Christmas" like gathering with your loved ones in your pajamas and watching Die Hard while opening gifts.
It's icy and cold, I have to give a final first thing in the morning, and I may have accidentally double-dosed my ADHD meds. Let's do this!
a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
ALT: a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
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December 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's icy and cold, I have to give a final first thing in the morning, and I may have accidentally double-dosed my ADHD meds. Let's do this!
Me IRL today #laryngitis
a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
ALT: a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
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December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me IRL today #laryngitis
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The MTA finds itself in an enviable and rare position: it's financially stable in the near term, with years of projected balanced budgets and it’s adding service, not cutting, on the subways and buses.
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As U.S. Transit Takes a Dive, MTA Enjoys a Rarity: More Service and Stable Cash Flow
San Francisco and Philly are limping along. Yet in New York, North America’s largest mass transportation authority finds itself running more trains and buses, and limiting fare hikes.
www.thecity.nyc
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The MTA finds itself in an enviable and rare position: it's financially stable in the near term, with years of projected balanced budgets and it’s adding service, not cutting, on the subways and buses.
buff.ly/D4j8PiZ
buff.ly/D4j8PiZ
Girls, please stop trying to hide your phone between your thighs during exams. I don't care how thicc you are, I can still see it and you ain't that slick. #HigherEd #FinalsSeason
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Girls, please stop trying to hide your phone between your thighs during exams. I don't care how thicc you are, I can still see it and you ain't that slick. #HigherEd #FinalsSeason
Minor colds suck because you feel like crap, but you are still functional at a mostly normal capacity so you don't rest.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Minor colds suck because you feel like crap, but you are still functional at a mostly normal capacity so you don't rest.
There is something immensely satisfying about purchasing something super expensive with mostly gift cards.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There is something immensely satisfying about purchasing something super expensive with mostly gift cards.
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being a millennial is great. everything I ever did on the internet for like 10 years is all coming back around as class action lawsuit money
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
being a millennial is great. everything I ever did on the internet for like 10 years is all coming back around as class action lawsuit money
Today I learned the story of Febilia and Vergil and I forgot how freaking wild medieval myths were (seriously, look it up).
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today I learned the story of Febilia and Vergil and I forgot how freaking wild medieval myths were (seriously, look it up).
Apparently Catholic schooling gave me an ability that is confusing all of my colleagues: being able to wear a knee-high skirt and no leggings in winter without freezing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Apparently Catholic schooling gave me an ability that is confusing all of my colleagues: being able to wear a knee-high skirt and no leggings in winter without freezing.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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You know Democrats, as a group of people with no spine, I would think you would want a functioning healthcare system. That's a serious medical condition.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You know Democrats, as a group of people with no spine, I would think you would want a functioning healthcare system. That's a serious medical condition.
I'm a grown-ass adult who teaches science and has done real research. So tell me why I REALLY want the National Geographic science kit Advent calendar.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm a grown-ass adult who teaches science and has done real research. So tell me why I REALLY want the National Geographic science kit Advent calendar.
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Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
An actual sentence I said to my class today: "The universe really didn't want you to take your exam today, but I punched the universe in the face."
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
An actual sentence I said to my class today: "The universe really didn't want you to take your exam today, but I punched the universe in the face."
Asked the dude who used to run the NYC land use review process (because he's my dad) and was told to vote NO on ballot proposals 2-4 because they take power from the public and city council and give it to the mayor. Do with this information what you will. #NYC #ElectionDay2025 #NYCElection #NYCVotes
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Asked the dude who used to run the NYC land use review process (because he's my dad) and was told to vote NO on ballot proposals 2-4 because they take power from the public and city council and give it to the mayor. Do with this information what you will. #NYC #ElectionDay2025 #NYCElection #NYCVotes
I tried to show my students a video of phagocytosis in action. In the process. I somehow managed to show them political ads for the New York City mayoral election twice. Thanks YouTube 😕
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I tried to show my students a video of phagocytosis in action. In the process. I somehow managed to show them political ads for the New York City mayoral election twice. Thanks YouTube 😕
Peak moment of today was a drunk woman excitedly complementing my dog and then asking us if we got him from Germany (he's a rescue). #ILoveNYC #GermanShepherd #DogsOfNY
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Peak moment of today was a drunk woman excitedly complementing my dog and then asking us if we got him from Germany (he's a rescue). #ILoveNYC #GermanShepherd #DogsOfNY
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Fuck these people for being cowards
Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fuck these people for being cowards
A real conversation I just had with my partner:
Me: There's frittata in the fridge
Him: But where's the protein?
Me: It's literally made of egg
Him: I mean what's the flesh?!
Me: Eggs are flesh goo!
Him: So, then you are saying that life starts at conception? 😈
#ADayInMyLife
Me: There's frittata in the fridge
Him: But where's the protein?
Me: It's literally made of egg
Him: I mean what's the flesh?!
Me: Eggs are flesh goo!
Him: So, then you are saying that life starts at conception? 😈
#ADayInMyLife
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A real conversation I just had with my partner:
Me: There's frittata in the fridge
Him: But where's the protein?
Me: It's literally made of egg
Him: I mean what's the flesh?!
Me: Eggs are flesh goo!
Him: So, then you are saying that life starts at conception? 😈
#ADayInMyLife
Me: There's frittata in the fridge
Him: But where's the protein?
Me: It's literally made of egg
Him: I mean what's the flesh?!
Me: Eggs are flesh goo!
Him: So, then you are saying that life starts at conception? 😈
#ADayInMyLife