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Gabe Grass
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Professional cat herder and former GrassLands Brewing Company pop-pop. Back in Jax drinking all the Tiki drinks.

Jags, Lightning, White Sox. Beers.
I'm losing my mind.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you

LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times

F: Not a 600% cut

L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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@NFL
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
IT'S THE THROWBACKS
DUUUUUUUVUALLLLLLL
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposting for posterity
If any Jags fan isn't drunk yet, what are you waiting for
October 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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(grabbing the microphone at a funeral without permission) FOOTBALL IS JUST BETTER WHEN THE JAGUARS ARE GOOD
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
October 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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These prowler jerseys under the MNF lights gonna make me act up, y’all.
October 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
YES
I gotta finish the Chiefs cartoon first

But oh yeah, It's Sexy Trevor Time
September 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Timeline cleanse for those that need it. This is Pearl.
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Everyone talking about how graphic that video is…

That’s what is happening to our kids. In their schools. In churches. In movie theatres.

It shouldn’t happen to ANYBODY.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
On a normal night I couldn't even imagine working at Potbellies. Tonight? Absolutely not
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FSU up 3 scores on Alabama
a man is wearing a leather jacket and earrings and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a leather jacket and earrings and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
NOLES
August 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I get it.
August 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My kinda internet.
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
June 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm 43. This dude is absolutely older than I am
June 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
BRB I'm gonna run through a brick wall
Kid’s got some hops.
May 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Putting my old brewer hat on: COORS ISN'T AMERICAN OWNED, MORON
Lutnick: "I remember Chuck Schumer holding a can of Corona when the tariffs came out. I mean, image doing that and not holding a can of American-made Coors. I mean, why, why would you hold up a Mexican can and say, 'we support American production'? It's America first."
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Being a White Sox fan in 2025 the Year of our Lord
May 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
They go to a different school, you wouldn't know them.
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
We're in a toxic, abusive relationship with the most powerful office in the world.

Launch ridiculous unnecessary tariffs and, as expected the market tanks. Pull tariffs back, market has slight recovery = SEE HOW GOOD I TREAT YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU APPLAUDING ME FOR HOW GOOD THE MARKET IS PERFORMING?
April 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Classic example of a strawman argument fallacy.
Musk defends calling Mark Kelly a traitor
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Seems important.
Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."
March 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM