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I jest.
If it walks like a duck, and proudly declares that it is a duck in every understood meaning of the word …
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”

Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”

Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A trifecta.
February 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Watched the footage of Trump and Zelensky. Our nation was absolutely disgraced today by Trump and Vance. Full stop. My blood is boiling. Prepare for life here to get much worse. By abandoning our allies, we’re saying it’s the US and Russia (and Iran) vs the world.
February 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Can anyone explain how David Sims of The Atlantic failed to mention Hoosiers in his Gene Hackman piece?!?
Coach Norman Dale. “Hoosiers” - 1986. RIP Gene Hackman. I’m sure as I
February 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is a worthy read. I would love someone to relate this to Gramsci’s theories of Hegemony. How have social networking algorithms been utilized by elites? Are these efforts complementary to or replacing old strategies? How is today’s landscape of disinformation different than what came before?
1/14 Our current constitutional crisis cannot be solved by voting Democrat or by removing president from office- this is a problem that will persist until we fix our information infrastructure.

Please hear me out.
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
File every trip to Costco under: “Calamitous ORTBO”.
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My 14 year old: “Dad, what is this song called?”

Me: “Maniac”

My 14 year old: “What is it about?”

Me: “A maniac who is dancing like she’s never danced before… on the floor”.
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A lot of tough questions have to be asked today amongst the Michigan Arab community and broader pro-Palestinian movement after all their work against Kamala in the election. I firmly believe Israel will be a long-term loser by aligning with the morally bankrupt Trump administration.
February 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It is the year of our Lord 2025. If I did not give you my telephone number, please don’t reach out to me with a text message offering your services, a job opportunity, or especially an anonymous greeting. I actually would prefer to disable all inbound/outbound texts and use Signal or something.
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sen. Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit with pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”
January 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wanna share that Cecile Richards, former leader of Planned Parenthood, passed away on Inauguration Day. Even when they bury us, they are only planting the seeds of their own undoing. Don’t mourn, organize. Fight like hell for the future.
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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BREAKING: The US Supreme Court rules against TikTok’s challenge to a law that would force a sale or ban the app in the United States
January 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Double gut punch to lose Bob Uecker and David Lynch on the same day.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Last October, I helped my mom by writing her annual charitable checks and mailing them out. This has led to a deluge of fundraising appeals being mailed to my address. Today, I received this letter…
January 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Power service suspended until further notice. 😭
Power lines.

Altadena in the wake of the #EatonFire
January 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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So many others deserve to see their legacies and reputations crumble before their own eyes. I shed no tears at this pitiful creature’s suffering.
January 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
During my recent, wonderful London holiday trip I was struck by the total absence of paper towels in bathrooms. That whole city is air dryers only. 🤷‍♂️
January 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Are you even a parent if your kid hasn't had a catastrophic episode spilling Aaron's Thinking Putty?
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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"Across 25.3 million miles, Waymo was involved in nine property damage claims and two bodily injury claims. The average human driving a similar distance would be expected to have 78 property damage and 26 bodily injury claims, the company says." www.theverge.com/2024/12/19/2...
Waymo still doing better than humans at preventing injuries and property damage
Insurance claims back up safety claims.
www.theverge.com
December 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Can confirm. Microwave with a little peanut butter. Add maple syrup.
"I'm still punk," I mumble as I find myself enjoying Grape Nuts.
December 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Emi Martinez just made one of the greatest keeper saves I have ever seen. He’s a putz, but no denying he is a great talent.
December 14, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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My band #GrandEphemeris has a new video out today for our European smash hit single "Mare Imbrium": youtu.be/4mAfnAQYW9w?...
Grand Ephemeris - Mare Imbrium (Official Video)
YouTube video by Grand Ephemeris
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 PM
After a grueling session of squats, I laid down in a puddle of my sweat on the physical therapist’s table and pretended I was deceased. The PT asked if I wanted a towel and I cracked open one eye and said “whatever normally goes in a coffin”. 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM