giggling and kicking my feet while listening to my old jazz playlist and thinking about my babies slow dancing to louis armstrong and ella fitzgerald

i have written 13k about my dnd character and i’m not stopping anytime soon baby

it’s so hard to be so sexy and unwanted

I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.

all i'm saying is that there were better options

i have so much to do today and my period cramps have nerfed me !!! what the fuck y’all !!! i have to pick up my mini washer and get it set up here !! aaaaahhhh !!!

logging back on for the first time in months and seeing this… i am the oracle of delphi !! i predicted chobani’s downfall !!!

I'm:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢

name brands are so stupid because a 4 pack of chobani is $5.50, meanwhile the exact same yogurt that’s the exact same quality is $2.50 for a 4 pack

barnes and noble is selling super tiny U.S. constitutions for $2!! go get some!! know ur rights !!

forgot i had two tantes with the same name and i thought my favorite tante passed away and i didn’t know and i almost had a heart attack

For those upset by the #Tiktok ban, this is true! #Biden isn’t attempting to save the app; rather hes attempting to carve out exceptions 4 #American govt entities 2 continue spreading pro-US talking points around the globe. Similar manipulation 2 his handling of 🇵🇸. Thanks @imanibarbarin.bsky.social

i’m so sad about the bird flu becoming a problem: 1) i love birds 2) it’s fatal to cats 3) can we not?? covid still exists ??

Josh Ruben is one of the best people on the planet. No one deserves to lose their dream home, but people as kind and genuine as Josh and Lauren especially don't deserve this.

Donating to a Josh Ruben GFM? NO PROBLEM.

www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...

i will only be posting stuff on here from now on🖤

tired of mark zuckerberg’s bullshit i hate his ass sooooo bad