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He/him/his. NSFW 🔞
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✅️ This is a NSFW account, so if yours isn't I won't follow first out of consideration
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✅️ This isn't Twitter, so please don't bother with Like farming / blind following me
✅️ Be kind / don't be a creep
One of my other birthday presents (same BFF who made the mug)

Many are saying this
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Me when I hear the downstairs neighbors arguing in the parking lot
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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doing my best to put the “wild” back in wilderness 🥴 #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My small team's reaction to screwing around and missing deadlines is usually "Oh geez how could that happen?" but when you point out that you tried to establish this project months in advance, they jump on you for being negative.

Alright fuck em did my part
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It's not the increasingly less frequent appearance of grey arm hairs that annoys and perplexes me, it's that they seem to show up fully grown. Like a few odd ones are just losing all their color at once lol.
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Enjoying a break during filming. Love a good pool float on a warm day!
#fcf #bate #bator #gaymasturbate #gaynaked #nakedpool #hardcock #cockring #ballstrecher #wetmen
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Sorceress is a bird who lives in a skull castle and Skeletor is a skull who lives in a snake castle and the skull man covets the skull castle not for skull consistency but because the skull castle channels power into a sword that removes purple underwear and replaces it with fur underwear. Simple.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Bath + edible time
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Get you a man who feeds you all the Jelly Belly flavors he (wrongly) doesn't like
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Something something spicy chickenjoy
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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I’m sorry but the last one was blurry and it was bothering me. can you pls validate this one instead
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I am bi, and I might fight you.
I am gay, and I will fight you.
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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When I said I was a ‘Friend of Dorothy’ I meant Zbornak.
a close up of a woman 's face with a sign that says tv land
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January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Phew! Armed Racist Assholes in Bulletproof Vests Just Local Cops: tinyurl.com/53vse4wn
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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let’s play
January 22, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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gail hailstorm writing her book:
you’re next
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Doing this to his foreskin
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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lmao 🤣
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The Mother who raised me:
Hello Friends, I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired? Run down? Listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? Well the answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.
a black and white photo of a woman holding a bottle of lotion .
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January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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ya mean like me pissing on @tatehoskins.bsky.social here?
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Damn!
woke up like this 😏
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Did you know if you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock?
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If you see this, share your smash bros mains
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM