Garf Gruntsky
@garrrfield.bsky.social
JD VANCE IS A LEGENDARY LOSER 🔥🔥🔥
• MOM TRIED TO TRADE HIM FOR A BOTTLE OF PERCS 💊
• BECAME AN INTERNET MEME BECAUSE OF HIS FAT FUCKIN FACE 👶🏻
• REJECTED BY THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GREENLAND 🤡🤡
• BROKE OHIO STATE'S NCAA TROPHY 😵💫
• KILLED THE POPE DUE TO HIS BAD VIBES 😵
THE KING OF NEGATIVE RIZZ
• MOM TRIED TO TRADE HIM FOR A BOTTLE OF PERCS 💊
• BECAME AN INTERNET MEME BECAUSE OF HIS FAT FUCKIN FACE 👶🏻
• REJECTED BY THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GREENLAND 🤡🤡
• BROKE OHIO STATE'S NCAA TROPHY 😵💫
• KILLED THE POPE DUE TO HIS BAD VIBES 😵
THE KING OF NEGATIVE RIZZ
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
JD VANCE IS A LEGENDARY LOSER 🔥🔥🔥
• MOM TRIED TO TRADE HIM FOR A BOTTLE OF PERCS 💊
• BECAME AN INTERNET MEME BECAUSE OF HIS FAT FUCKIN FACE 👶🏻
• REJECTED BY THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GREENLAND 🤡🤡
• BROKE OHIO STATE'S NCAA TROPHY 😵💫
• KILLED THE POPE DUE TO HIS BAD VIBES 😵
THE KING OF NEGATIVE RIZZ
• MOM TRIED TO TRADE HIM FOR A BOTTLE OF PERCS 💊
• BECAME AN INTERNET MEME BECAUSE OF HIS FAT FUCKIN FACE 👶🏻
• REJECTED BY THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GREENLAND 🤡🤡
• BROKE OHIO STATE'S NCAA TROPHY 😵💫
• KILLED THE POPE DUE TO HIS BAD VIBES 😵
THE KING OF NEGATIVE RIZZ
$TSLA is dropping like an anvil off of a cliff today 🤣🥳
April 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
$TSLA is dropping like an anvil off of a cliff today 🤣🥳
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Verhoeven country
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Verhoeven country
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Dude who built his entire brand around exposing the deep state and standing up to corporate corruption is cheerleading for the deep state and corrupt corporations
March 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dude who built his entire brand around exposing the deep state and standing up to corporate corruption is cheerleading for the deep state and corrupt corporations
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Females call me Cadbury cause I put my Creme in their Eggs
March 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Females call me Cadbury cause I put my Creme in their Eggs
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Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy
March 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy
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This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!
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ok aside from the grotesque nature of citizenship only being for the super wealthy…
how many people does Trump think have $5 million laying around to buy themselves a U.S citizenship?
there's not even 10 million people with a net worth of $5 million on the planet
how many people does Trump think have $5 million laying around to buy themselves a U.S citizenship?
there's not even 10 million people with a net worth of $5 million on the planet
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ok aside from the grotesque nature of citizenship only being for the super wealthy…
how many people does Trump think have $5 million laying around to buy themselves a U.S citizenship?
there's not even 10 million people with a net worth of $5 million on the planet
how many people does Trump think have $5 million laying around to buy themselves a U.S citizenship?
there's not even 10 million people with a net worth of $5 million on the planet
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“one of the most successful Podcasters in the Country, something he is willing and prepared to give up in order to serve”
Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over
Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over
Trump just named Right wing podcaster Dan Bongingo Deputy Director of the FBI
February 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“one of the most successful Podcasters in the Country, something he is willing and prepared to give up in order to serve”
Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over
Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over
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elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
![Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me.
Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?
Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.
Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4t2ziwnnescprzorvmrfduey/bafkreiaq5wpff25isb2ylypajpm57h5xlpb7ms6ws4fghayhnge2wqqbom@jpeg)
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
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The Hamilton will continue until morale improves
February 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Hamilton will continue until morale improves
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DEMOCRATIC governor Josh Shapiro gave a whole budget speech lasting an hour and 30 minutes with the primary theme we are making government “move at the speed of business”. Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you government moving at the speed of business.
February 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
DEMOCRATIC governor Josh Shapiro gave a whole budget speech lasting an hour and 30 minutes with the primary theme we are making government “move at the speed of business”. Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you government moving at the speed of business.
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Remember that embarrassing video of a 2013 stock Subaru Forester outperforming a Cybertruck jfc
The State Department's "procurement forecast for 2025, which details purchases the agency expects to make, includes $400 million for armored Tesla vehicles."
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Remember that embarrassing video of a 2013 stock Subaru Forester outperforming a Cybertruck jfc
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Chuck gonna be hauled off to prison by this administration and will still be like "WHATS UP WITH THE EGGS DONALD" when he calls into CNN from his contraband cellphone
Donald Trump promised he’d bring down prices starting on DAY ONE.
Well now it’s DAY 23
And prices have gone up while Trump is focused on a bunch of other bull.
Trump promise broken.
Well now it’s DAY 23
And prices have gone up while Trump is focused on a bunch of other bull.
Trump promise broken.
February 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chuck gonna be hauled off to prison by this administration and will still be like "WHATS UP WITH THE EGGS DONALD" when he calls into CNN from his contraband cellphone
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beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out
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people are not fully aware that the technocrats that are currently ransacking the country and world are planning on making cities and states that are new countries run completely by them and on cryptocurrencies. peter theils ‘praxis nation” has a plan online about this
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
people are not fully aware that the technocrats that are currently ransacking the country and world are planning on making cities and states that are new countries run completely by them and on cryptocurrencies. peter theils ‘praxis nation” has a plan online about this
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
SUPERBOWL 59 VANQUISHED ALL OF MY ENEMIES
ANDY REID, PATRICK MAHOMMES, JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND DRAKE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
THE EAGLES ARE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
GO BIRDS
AMERICA BELONGS TO PHILADELPHIA
ANDY REID, PATRICK MAHOMMES, JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND DRAKE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
THE EAGLES ARE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
GO BIRDS
AMERICA BELONGS TO PHILADELPHIA
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
SUPERBOWL 59 VANQUISHED ALL OF MY ENEMIES
ANDY REID, PATRICK MAHOMMES, JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND DRAKE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
THE EAGLES ARE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
GO BIRDS
AMERICA BELONGS TO PHILADELPHIA
ANDY REID, PATRICK MAHOMMES, JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND DRAKE HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
THE EAGLES ARE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
GO BIRDS
AMERICA BELONGS TO PHILADELPHIA