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Peter Jones
@gaynerd53.bsky.social
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Trekkie 🖖🏻,
Friend of DeSoto 🎙️
Shy,
I play a few video games 🎮,
I love learning (History , Geography, Science),
Atheist ⚛️,
Gay, and terrible at talking to guys 🌈.
He/Him
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Peter Jones @gaynerd53.bsky.social · Nov 30
My new little silly side project:

#StarTrek logs where the missions go alright and don't get too dramatic.
captainslog47.bsky.social Captain's Log @captainslog47.bsky.social · Nov 30
Captain's Log: Stardate 47526.5

The Enterprise just completed a series of technical upgrades in our bases along the Romulan neutral zone. We are now entering orbit around Starbase 10 to pick up supplies and provide shore leave for the crew. We will be in orbit for a week.
a space ship is flying over the earth
Alt: The USS Enterprise-D is in orbit over a planet.
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priver.dev
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
"Then I'll follow you into the dark."
illustration of the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Offspring." Data is saying goodbye to his daughter, Lal. The text says "but it's nothing to cry about cause we'll hold each other soon in the blackest of rooms."
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "don't bring that shit into my life"
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, a future space bar (social club not keyboard) and see Riker leaning forward and eating soup and chatting with a humanoid alien who has a bit of forehead loaf. In the background, two crew member extras appear to be having a saucy date, as evidenced by some hand touching. There's gotta be a story there. Ok, back to the main scene, Riker and guest w/soup, closed caption reads, "We prefer to stay warm by sleeping with a friend."
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, an on-ship future bar that serves space beverages that seem like booze but won't get you hammered. Worf is pictured with full ridgey forehead loaf and gold uniform. He's belching. Closed caption reads: (belching)
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Dr. Crusher, in her blue Doctor's uniform, stands at a food replicator station. She looks pissed, but like quiet controlled pissed not wild crazy pissed. Closed caption reads, "Computer, deactivate food slot."
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ok, we're on a planet in daytime and we're in front of garage or large building door of some kind. Standing in front of it we see famous workplace buddies Spock and Kirk, (or "Kpock" as the shippers famously coined them). They're standing in pinstripe gangster style suites and hats, Kirk in blue pastries Spock in Brown with an orange tie. Kirk is I think holding a tommy gun machine gun and looking at Spock, who is pointing and thinking. Closed caption reads, "Where'd you get them ears?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
gaynerd53.bsky.social
Me when a problematic person keeps sending unwanted texts:
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a home on a planet that's earth like, we see a couch and some windows looking out on greenery and sunlight and trees. And then there's Picard. He's much older now and a bit more festively plump and he's wearing non Starfleet clothing, all tan. He's sitting and grimacing and holding onto his belly, like that thing you do after you eat too big a meal and then grunt and groan as you sit down because you think you might split your pants. There's also another person but we can't really see em. No caption, just v full.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The Enterprise D gang is in Ten Forward standing around a beautifully decorated banquet table adorned with exotic flowers and lots of food. Seems like a fancy party is happening, I'm guessing some light chitter chatter is in the background, dishes and flatware tinkling and clanking, maybe some nice soft harpy music, but this is a picture so it's tough to say. Ok, back to the story, so Captain Picard is carving a large round turkey. Bev Crusher, Geordi, Data, and a very very tall Klingon, all in uniform, stand and observe. Closed caption reads, "I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat." 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship and in a beautifully carpeted and panelled corridor. William T. Riker, usually in his red uniform, is shown here in his pajamas wandering the hall. He looks bedraggled and schluffy and slightly deranged. Must be Thanksgiving morning. Closed caption reads, "what to eat, what to say, what to think, what to eat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, Bashir, and Odo (🎵 buckets of fun🎵) are in the kitchen and shoulder to shoulder hovering over a bunch of food. Sisko is wearing some of that classic shimmery & colorful DS9 loungwear and cooking over a stove. He's holding out a spatula for Bashir to take a look or do a taste test. (Side note, I always wonder, does it go back in the pot? Do they use 20 new spoons doing taste tests?) Anyways, Basir looks nervous at whatever it is he's seeing. Odo, like a little brother wanting to be included in the party, stands just behind the two looking over Bashir's shoulder with great curiosity. Closed caption reads, "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Commander Data and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Beverly Crusher, both in uniform are in a brightly lit room. Windows are visible in the back as well as many palmed festive plants. They are dancing, ballroom style, and data has an exaggerated / trying too hard smile. Caption, "Act like you're enjoying yourself."
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
gaynerd53.bsky.social
I have not
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in sick bay, or six bay if you're a Friend of DeSoto. We see the EMH Doc standing up in front of his medical station. He's in his blue back uniform, holding his hand to his tummy, and looking up like he's thinking about something or doing math in his head. Closed caption reads, "I think I'm hungry."
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

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A naive floral illustration with a severed hand that was already all fucked up because it was made by a slopper. With the text “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser”
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. All in uniform, Geordi and Troi are standing behind Data, who is standing in front of a full length mirror inspecting himself. We seem to be in personal ship quarters. Troi and Geordi looks to be holding back giggles and general amusements. Data has a full dark beard, and is stroking it contemplatively. Closed caption reads, "When I stroke the beard thusly"
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Enterprise D (USS Ed) Data is sitting at his console station down left in that laid back chair. He looks animated with bright excited eyes and a slight smile and he's gesturing with his (androidey) hands. Closed caption reads, "Take my Worf, please."
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
So it's a scene from the film Star Trek Into Darkness (TWoK2.0) starring Buckingham Crumplestarch. We're in some large atrium kind of room, full walls of windows with shining light coming through. Airport terminal feel, but more future space airport, v sleek. There's people standing and sitting about, or walking to and fro. Centered are two aliens, apparently conversing. One is standing up and walking, the other is crawling on all fours. Standing alien fella has a rocky ledge looking head and skin surface. Crawling alien buddy has a elongated head that has some tentacles off the back, like if it was using an octopus to mimic a mullet. Closed caption reads, "Kevin. Still not wearing pants, I see."
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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aussiastronomer.bsky.social
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:

Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Voyage Home with the Whales scene. Here pictured is Scotty, Bones, and a third fella. Bones is in a leather jacket, Scotty in his red uniform, and the 3rd fella looks like a middle management type with a tie, brown sweater over shirt, and a big red button that reads "I quit smoking." Bones and ex-smoker guy are in a wood panel lined office standing and looking down at Scotty who is sitting at a computer & holding a mouse up to his mouth. He has a encouraging smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Hello, computer."
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
gaynerd53.bsky.social
Klingon detective: "Today is a good day to pry."
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Klingon pool attendant: “Today is a good day to dry!”
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Klingon Garak: “Might I say… Today is a good day to spy!”
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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gaymingmag.bsky.social
Transgender Day of Remembrance. 💜 Today, we honor the trans lives we have lost and recommit to our work of ensuring safety and acceptance in the gaming community and beyond. We will never stop fighting for our vision for the future. Trans is beautiful. Trans rights are human rights! 🌈
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Punctuation Collection™️
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM