Gragsmash
@geecaret2.bsky.social
nerd, dad, he/him, minimum gen-x age.
Easy - you roll back time a bit and follow a new character who does a bunch of james bond shit, never gets called out by name, then is put into prison /exile for some political expediency, and you cameo the previous bond "And while you will not be here, your name will be carried by this man"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Easy - you roll back time a bit and follow a new character who does a bunch of james bond shit, never gets called out by name, then is put into prison /exile for some political expediency, and you cameo the previous bond "And while you will not be here, your name will be carried by this man"
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@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov time for a new leader. i know he voted no, but he clearly isn't leading the caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov time for a new leader. i know he voted no, but he clearly isn't leading the caucus.
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Well, the B&R announcement later today. Should be fun to see what gets banned.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Well, the B&R announcement later today. Should be fun to see what gets banned.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
@cantwell.senate.gov as a constituent I need you to hold the line for Healthcare. If they won't put it in the vote today it's a lie.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@cantwell.senate.gov as a constituent I need you to hold the line for Healthcare. If they won't put it in the vote today it's a lie.
@murray.senate.gov as a constituent I need you to hold the line for Healthcare. You cannot trust any deal from the GOP right now. If it's not in the bill it's a lie.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@murray.senate.gov as a constituent I need you to hold the line for Healthcare. You cannot trust any deal from the GOP right now. If it's not in the bill it's a lie.
carnivore/omnivores who adapted to eat specifically one plant are such oddballs. koalas are just the laziest guys in the universe and pandas are big dumbasses who don't feel threatened by anything.
I've said it before: everything giant pandas do makes more sense if you imagine they are six drinks in on a Friday night.
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
a panda bear is sitting on a wooden platform with toys
Alt: a panda bear is sitting on a wooden platform with toys, it barrels through them, falls, and manages to roll down every part of the stairs, as if on purpose. Just agent of chaos behavior.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
carnivore/omnivores who adapted to eat specifically one plant are such oddballs. koalas are just the laziest guys in the universe and pandas are big dumbasses who don't feel threatened by anything.
i've heard stories like this before for years, but it's adorable to actually see it.
The dog usually goes for a walk with the husband and stops at the pub for a beer, but today his wife is walking the dog! Aww take him inside 🤩#SaturdayVibes
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i've heard stories like this before for years, but it's adorable to actually see it.
I like the idea of someone standing in Trump's place as spokesperson for the US in areas like this.
I do not like it being this guy. We need a different guy (gender neutral usage).
I do not like it being this guy. We need a different guy (gender neutral usage).
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I like the idea of someone standing in Trump's place as spokesperson for the US in areas like this.
I do not like it being this guy. We need a different guy (gender neutral usage).
I do not like it being this guy. We need a different guy (gender neutral usage).
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*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man
Why are people
Why are people
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man
Why are people
Why are people
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
fellas is it gay for two lady yokai to passive-aggressively threaten to murder eachother over the human girl they're both in love with?
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fellas is it gay for two lady yokai to passive-aggressively threaten to murder eachother over the human girl they're both in love with?
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and now it’s time to see what Charlie Kirk has to say about Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral election.
you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?
you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
and now it’s time to see what Charlie Kirk has to say about Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral election.
you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?
you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?
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Finally, some good news.
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Finally, some good news.
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Dick Cheney Did Lying to Sell the Country on Disastrous Wars of Aggression the Right Way
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Dick Cheney Did Lying to Sell the Country on Disastrous Wars of Aggression the Right Way
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Okay but when China drops huge tires on us you won't be laughing
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Okay but when China drops huge tires on us you won't be laughing
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This guy would have absolutely killed on Tinder
Fujita Tsuguharu (Léonard Tsugouharu Foujita), Self-portrait with Cat, c. 1920s, Color woodblock print, 38.8 × 28.5 cm (15 1/8 × 11 3/16 in.) (Art Institute of Chicago)
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This guy would have absolutely killed on Tinder
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“ It cost $0.00 to support an artist “
WRONG
Every like I receive, I leech a little bit of soul from you 🥰
WRONG
Every like I receive, I leech a little bit of soul from you 🥰
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“ It cost $0.00 to support an artist “
WRONG
Every like I receive, I leech a little bit of soul from you 🥰
WRONG
Every like I receive, I leech a little bit of soul from you 🥰
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Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
I'm not mad. please don't put in the papers that I was mad
Ellis "It may be that what I am seeing is the result if one of three things:"
1. Perhaps the order is unclear
2. No one read the order
3. "Folks actively chose to ignore it"
Ellis said it could not be No. 3, because that would violate Bovino's oath
1. Perhaps the order is unclear
2. No one read the order
3. "Folks actively chose to ignore it"
Ellis said it could not be No. 3, because that would violate Bovino's oath
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm not mad. please don't put in the papers that I was mad
oh, so this is the Meta Christ that Trench Crusade players are on about
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
oh, so this is the Meta Christ that Trench Crusade players are on about