eli
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inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.
March 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.
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Aw man all my canaries keep dying in this coal mine, but boss says the canaries were too woke and died from lib tears so I’m gonna keep grinding.
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Aw man all my canaries keep dying in this coal mine, but boss says the canaries were too woke and died from lib tears so I’m gonna keep grinding.
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The least anyone could do to help us all through these times is invent a cigarette that is healthy. Come on.
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The least anyone could do to help us all through these times is invent a cigarette that is healthy. Come on.
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Right now I’m just a dozen coping mechanisms in a trench coat
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Right now I’m just a dozen coping mechanisms in a trench coat
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I am now going to get drunk with my friends because I can’t deal with this
January 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am now going to get drunk with my friends because I can’t deal with this
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2025 mood:
"your tears won't fix me."
by roseshrubs
"your tears won't fix me."
by roseshrubs
January 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
2025 mood:
"your tears won't fix me."
by roseshrubs
"your tears won't fix me."
by roseshrubs
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im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time
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Accidentally checked the news
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Accidentally checked the news
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i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everything happens so much
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NYE resolution to not post anything that has the feds showing up at my door is being tested
January 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
NYE resolution to not post anything that has the feds showing up at my door is being tested
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why is there video games on netflix
December 1, 2024 at 8:51 AM
why is there video games on netflix