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Paul “Madlib” Atreides
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notorious hanger-on
(BBC, Rolling Stone, Vox, Vulture, etc etc)
so many people thought a 2nd trump win meant America is conservative. No! America WANTS CHANGE, and they want to feel heard. And there’s absolutely no reason leftist politicians can’t do that even better
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my daughter likes to play a game where she says “I took your *whole* brain out and now you’re silly” which is also how Malcolm gladwell writes every article
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Listening to history podcasts is great because you get hear serious academics say shit like this about Hitler:

“I think he had poor mental health.”

“People, they *were* fond of him.”
April 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
tfw you get really into How To With John Wilson
April 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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You can tell who the Good Guys are because they're the ones smashing a car window to drag a mother away from her child while wearing ski masks.
“Mommy, no. Mommy.”

Daughter captures the moment masked ICE agents smash the window of her mother's car in order to take her into custody.

The government claims the 52-year old seamstress is an associate of the MS-13 gang.

www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/lo...
Rejected at her door, ICE nabs a Maryland woman in her car after smashing her window
Video shows a U.S. ICE agents breaking the window of a Maryland woman, Elsy Noemi Berrios, after failing to detain her at home.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I used to think it was depressing being a freelance writer and how everyone was in a constant competition for attention with increasingly bizarre and desperate ideas but now I get that feeling every time I look at my phone
April 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[Oxford history proessor in the year 3020]

“no scrubs” is obviously a thrilling text for many reasons, but it’s one of the few surviving sources where we find this alternate— perhaps original? — use of the term “shortie,” which the poets use to refer a child and not a romatic partner.
April 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
April 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
every year I watch the snow melt, and I think, this could be the last time we get snow. And one year I’ll be right.
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
my sunday night ritual is watching the white lotus and then making my wife tell me I am not fat and ugly over and over
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
glad Eric Adams is standing up for tall homeowners like me!
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Disney Announces it will Guillotine Cinderella if it Doesn’t Reach 150 Million D+ Subscribers by End of Q2
March 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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getting called in to HR again. apparently my new email signature "The Chinese Century Begins...Look to the East as a Dragon Rises" isn't appropriate
March 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just fyi that Jay Baruchtel has starred in three How to Train Your Dragon movies, as well as 118 (!!) episodes of its various TV series
March 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Walton goggins this week
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Get Him to The Gorge
Two Guys, a Girl, and The Gorge
Hannah and Her Gorge
February 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
process is important but does anyone sincerely imagine a universe where he couldn’t get a horse confirmed as secretary of commerce
February 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
these people haven’t heard of smuggling vodka into the club in water bottles??
the youth have zero imagination, it's called "gathering under an abandoned bridge in the woods in the dark with BLLs and someone's shitty bluetooth speaker" www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture...
Young people are being ‘priced out of nightlife’
Turns out Gen Z aren’t boring – we’re just poor ❤️
www.dazeddigital.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Come ON
February 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hey quick q is it good or bad when the president calls himself "the king" just curious!
February 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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My 13yo has asked for three different t-shirts highlighting the disappearance of Shelly Miscavige for their birthday
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dems finally pissed off and demanding action … against their own voters, who want them to actually work
February 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
it’s a great day to be a hater
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
absolutely obsessed with this record
February 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM