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Dance Armstrong
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Radsport, Rambozambo & Rosinenbrötchen

"Zwei Kugeln Zitroneneis in der Waffel, bitte."
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things that arent the future of civilization

- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people

things that actually are the future of civilization

- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Würde mich freuen wenn Campa zurück ins midprice game kommt. Habe die Centaur an meinem Alu Racer geliebt. Gerade wegen dem Daumenhebel.

www.bike-x.de/rennrad/news...
Davide Campagnolo: „Preiswertere Produkte werden kommen“
Strategische Fehlentscheidungen, sinkende Verkaufszahlen, kein World-Tour-Sponsoring – beim einstigen Marktführer für Schaltgruppen Campagnolo ging es in den letzten Jahren wirtschaftlich bergab. Mit ...
www.bike-x.de
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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standert bringt 4x pro jahr das selbe rad raus, aber das darf man nicht mehr sagen
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Zur richtigen Zeit das Haus verlassen 🌈✨
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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As 🇫🇷 Arkea’s journey as a team comes to a close, here’s the riders who took the most victories for the French team.

🇨🇴 Nairo Quintana has the most with 11 victories.

📸 Cor Vos
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Wohnraum wird unbezahlbar, Klima fliegt uns um die Ohren, Infrastruktur fällt auseinander, Bahn ist kaputt…

Bundesregierung:
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Remco dropping Simmons
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Heute: Herbts
October 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Süße Maus macht Mäuse Dinge. Oder doch Zebra era!?
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Zum Laichen und Sterben ziehen die Kürben den Herbts hinauf
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Abstürzende Flugobjekte! (Wäre auch ein möglicher Bandname)
September 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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remco evenepoel (2025) is the first rider since remco evenepoel (2022) to get two medals during the world championships

i hope remco evenepoel will congratulate remco evenepoel on this achievement
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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🙂‍↕️
September 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oft besteht Glück in den Erfahrungen, die man macht – und Pech darin, wie man sie bewertet
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
MacOS 26 einfach ugly, verstehe nicht wie sie das durchwinken konnten bei Apple
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Pogacar skipped Vuelta to get absolutely humiliated lol
"Greatest cyclist ever" got put in the fucking DIRT
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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UCI
Wrong on Rwanda
Wrong on SRAM
Wrong on IPT
Wrong on SafeR rollout

And still arrogant enough to think they’re right on everything
September 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM