Holly
@gikkt.bsky.social
Likes SciFi and Fantasy, TTRPG, books, science, sports, crochet and other random stuff.
A scatterbrain with a keyboard - likes shiny things.
Still not an actual duck
A scatterbrain with a keyboard - likes shiny things.
Still not an actual duck
For some reason there are a lot of "Student Driver" stickers on cars in my area. This one is officially my favorite.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
For some reason there are a lot of "Student Driver" stickers on cars in my area. This one is officially my favorite.
This weekend a friend of mine asked me what my red line was - meaning, what would have to happen before I actively sought to leave the US.
Been thinking a lot about that.
Been thinking a lot about that.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This weekend a friend of mine asked me what my red line was - meaning, what would have to happen before I actively sought to leave the US.
Been thinking a lot about that.
Been thinking a lot about that.
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Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
I needed a free hand so I stuck the pencil behind my ear. I was just thinking "I bet having a pencil behind your ear makes you look smart" when the pencil fell out and landed directly into my tea.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I needed a free hand so I stuck the pencil behind my ear. I was just thinking "I bet having a pencil behind your ear makes you look smart" when the pencil fell out and landed directly into my tea.
I made this for my niece because she is dealing with a mean lady at work. I'm telling my niece this is an emotional support attack chicken and anytime that lady is mean, she should throw the chicken at her.
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I made this for my niece because she is dealing with a mean lady at work. I'm telling my niece this is an emotional support attack chicken and anytime that lady is mean, she should throw the chicken at her.
My Brain: Those are your fun Halloween socks
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My Brain: Those are your fun Halloween socks
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts
Autocorrect changed my "in the car" to "I'm the cat" and honestly I was tempted to just hit send.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Autocorrect changed my "in the car" to "I'm the cat" and honestly I was tempted to just hit send.
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I went shopping in preparation for my holiday baking and currently have an obscene amount of butter in my refrigerator.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I went shopping in preparation for my holiday baking and currently have an obscene amount of butter in my refrigerator.
I helped two different dogs from two different families find their way home safe again after they went on unsupervised walkies. It was a good day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I helped two different dogs from two different families find their way home safe again after they went on unsupervised walkies. It was a good day.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
We didn't see anyone filming, but my dog was ready for her moment to shine.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We didn't see anyone filming, but my dog was ready for her moment to shine.
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Was behind this today and…just…I cannot.
12/10 no notes.
12/10 no notes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Was behind this today and…just…I cannot.
12/10 no notes.
12/10 no notes.
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I just heard the word "vintage" applied to an article of clothing from 1991 and feel compelled to go outside to tell kids to get off my lawn. Might as well yell at some clouds while I'm out there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I just heard the word "vintage" applied to an article of clothing from 1991 and feel compelled to go outside to tell kids to get off my lawn. Might as well yell at some clouds while I'm out there.
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Phillip K. Dick
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Phillip K. Dick
Does anyone actually buy credit monitoring services or do we all just use the continuous services provided for us by the steady stream of companies notifying us they had a breach and are paying for a year for free?
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Does anyone actually buy credit monitoring services or do we all just use the continuous services provided for us by the steady stream of companies notifying us they had a breach and are paying for a year for free?
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Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
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This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
I need to either clean up these dust bunnies or start charging them rent.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I need to either clean up these dust bunnies or start charging them rent.
Some days I'm just happy when I get the spelling close enough that autocorrect can figure out what word I really want.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Some days I'm just happy when I get the spelling close enough that autocorrect can figure out what word I really want.
I double-dog dare any current sitting Congress rep to go through the long security lines at any airport in the US these days wearing a name tag.
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I double-dog dare any current sitting Congress rep to go through the long security lines at any airport in the US these days wearing a name tag.
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Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
Nothing makes me doubt my own existence more than the soap dispenser and automated water faucet in a public restroom as I stand there ineffectively waving my hands about and watching nothing happen.
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Nothing makes me doubt my own existence more than the soap dispenser and automated water faucet in a public restroom as I stand there ineffectively waving my hands about and watching nothing happen.