A scatterbrain with a keyboard - likes shiny things.
Still not an actual duck
JUDGE: what’s your favorite amendment?
KID: the third
JUDGE: why the third?
KID: because if there’s soldiers in your house, the other ones really don’t matter
BORN READY FOR 2026
JUDGE: what’s your favorite amendment?
KID: the third
JUDGE: why the third?
KID: because if there’s soldiers in your house, the other ones really don’t matter
BORN READY FOR 2026
Quack 'em if you've got 'em.
Quack 'em if you've got 'em.
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-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
Been thinking a lot about that.
Been thinking a lot about that.
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts
Me: Yep
Brain: It's Nov. 30th
Me: Yep
Brain: You are going to wear them anyway and just hope no one notices.
Me: Correct on both counts