Chris Gill
@gilltastrophe.bsky.social
Lover of Lynne. Father figure to Erin and KB. Caretaker of Rogue. Camp Hooligan media relations. Antique store warrior. Owner/proprietor of The Milkhouse.
Lynne and I had the best idea: Dress up to the 9’s - semi-tux for dudes and evening dress with bling for the ladies. Then, just go to houses on Christmas Eve as if you were invited, with gifts in hand. Make your neighbors think differently about you.
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Lynne and I had the best idea: Dress up to the 9’s - semi-tux for dudes and evening dress with bling for the ladies. Then, just go to houses on Christmas Eve as if you were invited, with gifts in hand. Make your neighbors think differently about you.
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
Sunday, I was cleaning sand out of my flip flops with sweat dripping down my forehead before we hit bars on the beach. Today, I’m digging out all my Carhart gear to go to Wegmans.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sunday, I was cleaning sand out of my flip flops with sweat dripping down my forehead before we hit bars on the beach. Today, I’m digging out all my Carhart gear to go to Wegmans.
A Cybertruck is parked outside of our Air B&B. We always choose the wrong neighborhoods.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A Cybertruck is parked outside of our Air B&B. We always choose the wrong neighborhoods.
People who watch podcasts without earbuds/pods/etc. in airport terminals are monsters.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People who watch podcasts without earbuds/pods/etc. in airport terminals are monsters.
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
Team: What’s the new guy’s name?
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?
We trend a little young in my division.
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?
We trend a little young in my division.
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Team: What’s the new guy’s name?
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?
We trend a little young in my division.
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?
We trend a little young in my division.
When Exodus wrote and recorded “Fabulous Disaster” it did not apply to the night Bristol race in 2025, but it could have.
September 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When Exodus wrote and recorded “Fabulous Disaster” it did not apply to the night Bristol race in 2025, but it could have.
Me: I don’t understand why people spotlight deer in the summer when they can’t hunt them.
Lynne: Probably the same reason why you watch race cars practice when no one is going to win.
Lynne: Probably the same reason why you watch race cars practice when no one is going to win.
July 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me: I don’t understand why people spotlight deer in the summer when they can’t hunt them.
Lynne: Probably the same reason why you watch race cars practice when no one is going to win.
Lynne: Probably the same reason why you watch race cars practice when no one is going to win.
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Ominous infused popsicle warning
July 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ominous infused popsicle warning
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Geez..now they have drop off bins?
July 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Geez..now they have drop off bins?
When there are no European major enduros, when the west coast short ovals are done for the weekend, when all the replays are exhausted, drumeo on YouTube will sustain your curiosity for the balance of the night.
July 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
When there are no European major enduros, when the west coast short ovals are done for the weekend, when all the replays are exhausted, drumeo on YouTube will sustain your curiosity for the balance of the night.
Atlanta on one screen, Spa 24 Hours on the other and just having drinks with my dad. Perfect June Saturday night.
June 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Atlanta on one screen, Spa 24 Hours on the other and just having drinks with my dad. Perfect June Saturday night.
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Final preparations underway for the most rewarding weekend of the year.
June 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Final preparations underway for the most rewarding weekend of the year.
It’s been two weeks since Rogue patrolled the Dairy. Since, we’ve had groundhogs, possums, skunks and, today, MF snakes. Like, a lot of them. In just two weeks, the courtyard has become the fucking Well of Souls.
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s been two weeks since Rogue patrolled the Dairy. Since, we’ve had groundhogs, possums, skunks and, today, MF snakes. Like, a lot of them. In just two weeks, the courtyard has become the fucking Well of Souls.
Tonight’s discovery: Writers’ Tears Irish whiskey pairs shockingly well with chewy Spree.
June 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tonight’s discovery: Writers’ Tears Irish whiskey pairs shockingly well with chewy Spree.
Since 2006, I’ve spent exactly 5 months without a dog in the house. Now that Rogue has gone to Valhalla, I no longer have a routine and there are no greetings at the door. This is weird.
June 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Since 2006, I’ve spent exactly 5 months without a dog in the house. Now that Rogue has gone to Valhalla, I no longer have a routine and there are no greetings at the door. This is weird.
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“OMG Dad, just Google it.”
May 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“OMG Dad, just Google it.”
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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
This! This is why we hit the antique stores.
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This! This is why we hit the antique stores.
I love that @blackstockalypse.bsky.social shares a birthday with Danica Patrick.
March 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love that @blackstockalypse.bsky.social shares a birthday with Danica Patrick.
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Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
Henceforth, we’re muting the TV to let Stillman do F1 commentary.
March 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Henceforth, we’re muting the TV to let Stillman do F1 commentary.
Sir Elton is irked.
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sir Elton is irked.