Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
In fact, there was a whole cosplaying thing going on. And the gammons had wet dreams over it all.
Until the wheels came off.
Until the wheels came off.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
In fact, there was a whole cosplaying thing going on. And the gammons had wet dreams over it all.
Until the wheels came off.
Until the wheels came off.
Remember when Truss tried to emulate Thatch's pussy bow?
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Remember when Truss tried to emulate Thatch's pussy bow?
Ah, #Aphantasia now on #LifeScientific. I understand this bit! I'm usually a four, I'm a five for most people's faces, but sometimes I can be a three if it's my own house or front door.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Ah, #Aphantasia now on #LifeScientific. I understand this bit! I'm usually a four, I'm a five for most people's faces, but sometimes I can be a three if it's my own house or front door.
For those losing their shit about solar panels taking up space in the UK, golf courses still occupy around five times more land.
#r4today
#r4today
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
For those losing their shit about solar panels taking up space in the UK, golf courses still occupy around five times more land.
#r4today
#r4today
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
World Menopause Day coming up this month, they said. Someone should write a sequel to this classic, entitled "Have You Stopped Yet?".
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
World Menopause Day coming up this month, they said. Someone should write a sequel to this classic, entitled "Have You Stopped Yet?".
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Eddie Grundy's one-day taxidermy course was totally worth the money. And just in time for George's homecoming.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Eddie Grundy's one-day taxidermy course was totally worth the money. And just in time for George's homecoming.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Milky Bars are on me!
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Milky Bars are on me!
Gonna let them eat my nasturtiums. Hopefully the birds will eat them, in turn.
July 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gonna let them eat my nasturtiums. Hopefully the birds will eat them, in turn.
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Dear BBC News - this page layout is absolutely dreadful.
- main article, Trump's tariffs, split screen with a video of the reporter and a video of Trump descending some steps. Two videos side by side, supported by a big red banner.
- Second story, Air India crash update (cont)
- main article, Trump's tariffs, split screen with a video of the reporter and a video of Trump descending some steps. Two videos side by side, supported by a big red banner.
- Second story, Air India crash update (cont)
July 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Dear BBC News - this page layout is absolutely dreadful.
- main article, Trump's tariffs, split screen with a video of the reporter and a video of Trump descending some steps. Two videos side by side, supported by a big red banner.
- Second story, Air India crash update (cont)
- main article, Trump's tariffs, split screen with a video of the reporter and a video of Trump descending some steps. Two videos side by side, supported by a big red banner.
- Second story, Air India crash update (cont)
July 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The proper way to look at your prime minister.
July 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The proper way to look at your prime minister.
It's pleasant indoors but I'm now being brave outside.
June 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's pleasant indoors but I'm now being brave outside.
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Current temperature in Leyton, east London. Same inside and out.
#R4BH #BBCbroadcastinghouse #PaddyOConnell #BroadcastingHouse
#R4BH #BBCbroadcastinghouse #PaddyOConnell #BroadcastingHouse
June 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Current temperature in Leyton, east London. Same inside and out.
#R4BH #BBCbroadcastinghouse #PaddyOConnell #BroadcastingHouse
#R4BH #BBCbroadcastinghouse #PaddyOConnell #BroadcastingHouse
A excerpt of Margaret Thatcher's speech to the Conservative Party Conference 9 October 1987, in which she paved the way for Section 28 and for future generations to persecute LGBTQ people. Being gay is all the fault of 'hard left education authorities and extremist teachers' apparently.
![Text if Margaret Thatcher's speech.
And in the inner cities—where youngsters must have a decent education if they are to have a better future—that opportunity is all too often snatched from them by hard left education authorities and extremist teachers.
And children who need to be able to count and multiply are learning anti-racist mathematics—whatever that may be.
Children who need to be able to express themselves in clear English are being taught political slogans. [end p6]
Children who need to be taught to respect traditional moral values are being taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmm334ienkhxa7rzymbpcmjq/bafkreibeupzram25jyufmlbf23fwuxpioqlmkh7ryi5mms55um44vgq52q@jpeg)
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
A excerpt of Margaret Thatcher's speech to the Conservative Party Conference 9 October 1987, in which she paved the way for Section 28 and for future generations to persecute LGBTQ people. Being gay is all the fault of 'hard left education authorities and extremist teachers' apparently.
Kneecap once said "The only good Tory is a dead Tory. Kill your local MP" (they later apologised)
I have issues with both sentences. Killing public servants, even ones you hate, is barbarism.
Secondly, this is a dead Tory. Is she good?
#R4BH #R4BroadcastingHouse #BroadcastingHouse
I have issues with both sentences. Killing public servants, even ones you hate, is barbarism.
Secondly, this is a dead Tory. Is she good?
#R4BH #R4BroadcastingHouse #BroadcastingHouse
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Kneecap once said "The only good Tory is a dead Tory. Kill your local MP" (they later apologised)
I have issues with both sentences. Killing public servants, even ones you hate, is barbarism.
Secondly, this is a dead Tory. Is she good?
#R4BH #R4BroadcastingHouse #BroadcastingHouse
I have issues with both sentences. Killing public servants, even ones you hate, is barbarism.
Secondly, this is a dead Tory. Is she good?
#R4BH #R4BroadcastingHouse #BroadcastingHouse
June 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM