Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
I somehow feel that bit of information about Paul not being able to drive is important 🕵🏻♂️
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I somehow feel that bit of information about Paul not being able to drive is important 🕵🏻♂️
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Where on earth do they find these people who seem to celebrate that we have to work longer, harder and older than ever before?
#TheBriefingRoom
#TheBriefingRoom
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Where on earth do they find these people who seem to celebrate that we have to work longer, harder and older than ever before?
#TheBriefingRoom
#TheBriefingRoom
Fyi I've plucked chickens. It's exhausting, you need to be really delicate so you don't tear the skin, and you seem to end up with mountains more feathers than chickens. It's implausible that Pat and Clarrie plucked the entire Grundy turkey flock in an hour or two.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fyi I've plucked chickens. It's exhausting, you need to be really delicate so you don't tear the skin, and you seem to end up with mountains more feathers than chickens. It's implausible that Pat and Clarrie plucked the entire Grundy turkey flock in an hour or two.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
So, not that I overthink about #TheArchers, but how is this George/Amber/Brad thing going to pan out.
- it'll go on for years
- it'll be exposed quite quickly
- Ed/Will/Emma repeat sitch ie
- she'll marry the wrong one but already be knocked up by the other
- George will catch them in a clinch
/
- it'll go on for years
- it'll be exposed quite quickly
- Ed/Will/Emma repeat sitch ie
- she'll marry the wrong one but already be knocked up by the other
- George will catch them in a clinch
/
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
So, not that I overthink about #TheArchers, but how is this George/Amber/Brad thing going to pan out.
- it'll go on for years
- it'll be exposed quite quickly
- Ed/Will/Emma repeat sitch ie
- she'll marry the wrong one but already be knocked up by the other
- George will catch them in a clinch
/
- it'll go on for years
- it'll be exposed quite quickly
- Ed/Will/Emma repeat sitch ie
- she'll marry the wrong one but already be knocked up by the other
- George will catch them in a clinch
/
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Throughout the whole recent Feebs having a baby story, was Roy's name mentioned even once?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Throughout the whole recent Feebs having a baby story, was Roy's name mentioned even once?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.
I didn't realise at the time that this story has a #TheArchers link - the "soap star" is Clarrie Grundy.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/24/p...
metro.co.uk/2025/11/24/p...
Priest bashes bishop's car into soap star's partner's Skoda while drunk
metro.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I didn't realise at the time that this story has a #TheArchers link - the "soap star" is Clarrie Grundy.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/24/p...
metro.co.uk/2025/11/24/p...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Has Leonard just set himself up for a nasty fall off a high ladder at the top of Connie's stairs?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Has Leonard just set himself up for a nasty fall off a high ladder at the top of Connie's stairs?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Double bluff from Leonard. He's off to a swingers' party this afternoon and Ruth thinks he's just gobbing paint around at Connie's.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Double bluff from Leonard. He's off to a swingers' party this afternoon and Ruth thinks he's just gobbing paint around at Connie's.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
If this open relationship thing is true, in a small community, sooner or later Leonard was going to be spotted by someone who knows Jill, who would naturally be concerned for Jill. So it's not just Leonard and Jill's private business really, or at least Leonard should have expected the question.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If this open relationship thing is true, in a small community, sooner or later Leonard was going to be spotted by someone who knows Jill, who would naturally be concerned for Jill. So it's not just Leonard and Jill's private business really, or at least Leonard should have expected the question.
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
I always find it bewildering that people will transfer all their life savings to someone on the phone without conducting due diligence.
It worries me too, that I might fall foul of a scam myself when I get older.
#ScamWeek
It worries me too, that I might fall foul of a scam myself when I get older.
#ScamWeek
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I always find it bewildering that people will transfer all their life savings to someone on the phone without conducting due diligence.
It worries me too, that I might fall foul of a scam myself when I get older.
#ScamWeek
It worries me too, that I might fall foul of a scam myself when I get older.
#ScamWeek
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
To get a cab all the way from somewhere in Scotland, I'm guessing at least north of the Trossachs, to Blackpool must have cost ££££ but don't worry Jakob I've just put it on your credit card so it hasn't cost anyone anything. Brodie who?
This is why I love Kate.
#TheArchers
This is why I love Kate.
#TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
To get a cab all the way from somewhere in Scotland, I'm guessing at least north of the Trossachs, to Blackpool must have cost ££££ but don't worry Jakob I've just put it on your credit card so it hasn't cost anyone anything. Brodie who?
This is why I love Kate.
#TheArchers
This is why I love Kate.
#TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
Talking of which, he’s gone very quiet with no-one seeming to ‘want a word’. Is he in Scotland or Blackpool? Or neither? I’m struggling to keep up.
Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers
Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Talking of which, he’s gone very quiet with no-one seeming to ‘want a word’. Is he in Scotland or Blackpool? Or neither? I’m struggling to keep up.
Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers
Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers