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Matthew 🚜
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜

📍 London and Ambridge

(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
I hope it's home made custard and not that shop bought muck.

#TheArchers
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Fammaloy, Susan.

#TheArchers
January 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
George is gonna shag Esme.

#TheArchers
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh god *yawn* Esme @ Meadow Farm.

#TheArchers
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Neil totally missed the opportunity to say "See you next Tuesday" to George.

#TheArchers
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I've been listening to #TheArchersPodcast back to back this last week having never bothered before. I love it. I'm on episode 38 with Will Grundy. In #TheArchers Amber has just arrived at Ed n Emma's for tea for the first time.
January 25, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers omnibus, Brad and George saying they love each other. Do young straight men actually say things like that?
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Perhaps Susan's massive village shop revamp could include stocking FUCKING CONDOMS

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
So, she's pregnant by the one she doesn't like, and in love with his family member? That would never happen.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Remember when Sunday episodes used to just be cricket, and whether David and Ruth were going to get the cows in/put the cows out in autumn/spring.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fallon, after all her judging of Emma and harbouring George.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Bottle of gin and a knitting needle, Amber.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Shitting 'eck, she's knocked up!!!

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
While Brad and Amber were what? Playing hide the sausage?

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The CCTV footage eh, Fallon. Go and ask Susan and George (and Emma) about perverting the course of justice.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Ooooh x 3.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I reckon it's KENNONARCHER!

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ooooooh Fall-ON! Is she the clonker or the 999 caller?

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Pub Of The Year.

Let me tell you, The Bull is an incredible pub. A tremendous pub. People are saying it’s the best pub, maybe ever — and they’re right. The beer? Fantastic. The atmosphere? Beautiful. Really beautiful.

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Good bit of sobbing from Susan there.

8/10.

#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I hope this probation officer isn't conducting this interview in the bar?

#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
George can't tell the truth still, can he.

#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM