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Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜 📍 London and Ambridge (please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
I think he was a bit overwhelmed with the prospect of having to engage with dozens of people from school. I would be, and I haven't even been banged up.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
If Brad is George's best mate but they're cousins? Brad's mum is Emmur's mum's sister. Village life ehh.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
It's only 7:13 Ambur.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
So, when will George bump into Alice. Or into Carpet.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
Can you imagine if absolutely no one comes?

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20h
Ah yes.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
Exactly where IS Parpy?

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
Is this the paddock Ed n Emmur had a quick shag in, when nicking firewood?

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
Blew his brains out.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 21h
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
Surprised Ambur's up for a walk. I'm surprised she CAN walk.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
I don't do either.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
Witchcraft.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21h
I bet she's sore.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Is that a t'internet thing?
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
I didn't know there was a remake, but I seldom watch television so it's not surprising.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
And doesn't Eddie have a brother who turns up intermittently and steals things?

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
I have no idea who that other person is.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Well, except Bartleby Grundy.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
That's not The Freak. This is The Freak.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
I quite like Miss.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Birminnum. Emmer's never getting to Birminnum.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
He's got a right old temper on him, hasn't he.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 1d
Nose all over his face? Ambur will love him EVEN MORE, SQUEEEEALLLLL! #TheArchers
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