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Matthew 🚜
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜

📍 London and Ambridge

(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
I may be wrong! But that's what it sounded like. Now Ed might have a black eye to go with his broken arm. I think he'll continue to hide it from everyone or it could mean George returns to prison.

#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A row with Ed, Ed walked away and George said don't walk away from me, then there was a thud. I think George has thrown a punch. It seems Ed is George's punch bag nowadays.

#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
All this and he's got no idea Amber is having second thoughts because she has feelings for his cousin. Imagine when he finds out.

#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think he gave Ed another shove, or thumped him - for walking away from an angry George.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can't stand him either. Remember last year's Christmas church concert where he tried to upsell the tickets and ended up in huge trouble - then Clarrie's knitted ferrets saved him from getting lynched. When does Clarrie get time to knit ferrets?

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's definitely women's work, it's always Clarrie's task. To the point where Eddie is now thinking up ways to help her WITHOUT actually offering to just pluck the fuckers.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you try to grab too big a handful you tear the turkey's skin.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We plucked our turkey one year, mother said never again. It took a full day and we were finding feathers for weeks.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Grundies don't strike me as having food safety training. And Clarrie's got form.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I Saw Three Trawlers.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Cod Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Good King... Prawn.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
A Whale In A Manger 🐳

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shark! The Herald Angels Sing 🦈
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sea Bass Roasting On An Open Fire.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Under The Tractor John Archer.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM