Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
I may be wrong! But that's what it sounded like. Now Ed might have a black eye to go with his broken arm. I think he'll continue to hide it from everyone or it could mean George returns to prison.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I may be wrong! But that's what it sounded like. Now Ed might have a black eye to go with his broken arm. I think he'll continue to hide it from everyone or it could mean George returns to prison.
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#TheArchers
A row with Ed, Ed walked away and George said don't walk away from me, then there was a thud. I think George has thrown a punch. It seems Ed is George's punch bag nowadays.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A row with Ed, Ed walked away and George said don't walk away from me, then there was a thud. I think George has thrown a punch. It seems Ed is George's punch bag nowadays.
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All this and he's got no idea Amber is having second thoughts because she has feelings for his cousin. Imagine when he finds out.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All this and he's got no idea Amber is having second thoughts because she has feelings for his cousin. Imagine when he finds out.
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I think he gave Ed another shove, or thumped him - for walking away from an angry George.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think he gave Ed another shove, or thumped him - for walking away from an angry George.
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I can't stand him either. Remember last year's Christmas church concert where he tried to upsell the tickets and ended up in huge trouble - then Clarrie's knitted ferrets saved him from getting lynched. When does Clarrie get time to knit ferrets?
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December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I can't stand him either. Remember last year's Christmas church concert where he tried to upsell the tickets and ended up in huge trouble - then Clarrie's knitted ferrets saved him from getting lynched. When does Clarrie get time to knit ferrets?
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It's definitely women's work, it's always Clarrie's task. To the point where Eddie is now thinking up ways to help her WITHOUT actually offering to just pluck the fuckers.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's definitely women's work, it's always Clarrie's task. To the point where Eddie is now thinking up ways to help her WITHOUT actually offering to just pluck the fuckers.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We plucked our turkey one year, mother said never again. It took a full day and we were finding feathers for weeks.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We plucked our turkey one year, mother said never again. It took a full day and we were finding feathers for weeks.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Shark! The Herald Angels Sing 🦈
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December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shark! The Herald Angels Sing 🦈
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#TheArchers
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