Kelly
@gingerkelly.bsky.social
A former pleasure to have in class now working in life sciences and healthcare law. And running marathons, apparently. She / her.
“Battleships are great ships, But they're kinda like dinosaurs. They're designed to take hits. Kinda like a floating punching bag.”
-Battleship (2012)
-Battleship (2012)
Trump claims that ultimately he plans to build "20 to 25" new battleships
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Battleships are great ships, But they're kinda like dinosaurs. They're designed to take hits. Kinda like a floating punching bag.”
-Battleship (2012)
-Battleship (2012)
Kennedy Center sales reps are cold calling people and practically begging them to purchase tickets to shows by saying the performers have worked so hard, blah blah. So how exactly did he save the building?
Q: What's your reaction to the Kennedy Center being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center?
TRUMP: I was honored by it. The board is most distinguished people in the country. I was surprised by it. I was honored by it. We saved the building.
TRUMP: I was honored by it. The board is most distinguished people in the country. I was surprised by it. I was honored by it. We saved the building.
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Kennedy Center sales reps are cold calling people and practically begging them to purchase tickets to shows by saying the performers have worked so hard, blah blah. So how exactly did he save the building?
Virginia swung to the left because we fucking hate Youngkin and the entire platform of the Republican running for his spot’s was just “yeah, what Youngkin said”
"Senate Democrats manipulated the American people" -- Glenn Youngkin claims Virginia swung hard to the left last month because of the government shutdown 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Virginia swung to the left because we fucking hate Youngkin and the entire platform of the Republican running for his spot’s was just “yeah, what Youngkin said”
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White Texas Republicans are literally holding a Black woman, Rep Nicole Collier, hostage until she obeys them but tell me again how Kamala Harris' loss wasn't attributable to racism.
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
White Texas Republicans are literally holding a Black woman, Rep Nicole Collier, hostage until she obeys them but tell me again how Kamala Harris' loss wasn't attributable to racism.
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Imagine being a wolf just doing wolf things then a man yells that every day he wakes up and wishes you were dead 😭
August 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Imagine being a wolf just doing wolf things then a man yells that every day he wakes up and wishes you were dead 😭
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
And 20 years ago I didn’t have ADHD. I was just a precocious child whose disruptive behaviors were dealt with by removing me from classes and social situations.
Trump on RFK Jr: "We have a statistic on autism that's the worst I've ever seen. And he's gonna change it. It used to be that 20 years ago you just didn't have it ... it's gotta be artificially induced."
July 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
And 20 years ago I didn’t have ADHD. I was just a precocious child whose disruptive behaviors were dealt with by removing me from classes and social situations.
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Look, just because we beat Cuomo tonight doesn't mean this is time to stop punching him in the junk.
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Look, just because we beat Cuomo tonight doesn't mean this is time to stop punching him in the junk.
Well done, NYC!
NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Well done, NYC!
I know I’m a little late to the party, but Date Everything is very good.
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know I’m a little late to the party, but Date Everything is very good.
Does… does he think nuclear submarines launch nuclear missiles?
The President of the United States: "The 'N word' should not be treated so casually. I guess that’s why Putin’s 'THE BOSS.'"
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Does… does he think nuclear submarines launch nuclear missiles?
Alexa, play Holiday by Green Day.
June 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Alexa, play Holiday by Green Day.
I have rejection sensitivity disorder, I ask everyone if they hate me. 🥲
Ask your doctor if he hates you.
June 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I have rejection sensitivity disorder, I ask everyone if they hate me. 🥲
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
This morning I watched a grown man refuse to sign a dentist office cancellation policy bc it didn’t list an exceptions for emergencies.
It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.
It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This morning I watched a grown man refuse to sign a dentist office cancellation policy bc it didn’t list an exceptions for emergencies.
It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.
It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.
Princess twirls with Peach was the highlight of my Epic Universe trip last weekend 💖👑
June 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Princess twirls with Peach was the highlight of my Epic Universe trip last weekend 💖👑
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Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
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May 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
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:)
BREAKING: Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, holds that Trump's executive order targeting Jenner & Block is likely unconstitutional — "doubly" — and will be blocked in full. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
May 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
:)
I’ve lost 17 lbs since February, leading to the discovery that my belly button piercing didn’t actually close up, I was just having trouble getting jewelry through it previously bc of my belly fat.
So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.
So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.
May 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’ve lost 17 lbs since February, leading to the discovery that my belly button piercing didn’t actually close up, I was just having trouble getting jewelry through it previously bc of my belly fat.
So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.
So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.
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Periodic reminder:
HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.
HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.
May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Periodic reminder:
HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.
HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.
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vatican announces new pope:
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
vatican announces new pope:
Guess the cardinals were not very into rawdogging after all. 🤷♀️
BREAKING: White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.
Live updates: Cardinals return to the Sistine Chapel to vote on a new pope
Catholic cardinals return to the Vatican to elect Pope Francis' successor. White and black smoke will signal if a new pope has been chosen or not.
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May 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guess the cardinals were not very into rawdogging after all. 🤷♀️
Who wouldn’t want bicycle uppies from Pete Buttigieg???
Trump says Pete Buttigieg "has no clue. You know, he drives to work on his bicycle with his, in all fairness, with his husband on the back."
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who wouldn’t want bicycle uppies from Pete Buttigieg???
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns