new year, new me (derogatory)

it’s that time again (scrambled eggs as a hyperfixation) (cannot wait for the day three weeks from now when i discover i am actually repulsed by them)

on a philosophical level, i do believe in the restorative power of a personal rebrand every three to six months (bpd)

preparing (sitting on my bed in a towel staring at the wall listening to nu metal) for battle (spending 36 hours in my hometown)

reddit is a spectrum!!!!!!

⬅️ some guy with four karma and a handle like u/dickfartsrusbargainbin coming through with an extremely niche how-to that singlehandedly saves your career

➡️ “how did she fit that entire tentacle in there”

the dichotomy (singularity) of it all (one thing)

getting hotter as a coping mechanism

it’s like how ‘your mom’ jokes are alive and well but i won’t always be (me poorly explaining irony to my child) why are you crying

Steve Jobs in 1976

thirsty thursday? more like the horrors are indescribable and the nightmare will not cease thursday amirite

Reading Lord of the Rings again because it’s nice to hear about some fat little stoners who wreck an asshole’s shit

it’s not a blueSKY, it’s a blueSKOME

Everyone on this site has a library card

daddy’s home (derogatory)