@glidethrulife.bsky.social
Laughing joking and watching on my burner.
He/him
He/him
Look and me the moody jerk
I AM an egotistical douchebag, thank you very much.
Mine is accurate: moody jerk lololololol
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Look and me the moody jerk
Fact post
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Fact post
The season where the hoodie she’s gonna steal will be included in your Christmas gifts
Tis the season!
Dear men:
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The season where the hoodie she’s gonna steal will be included in your Christmas gifts
Finally the bad thing didn’t happen to the good person.
Cyst, baby!!! We watch it, I come back in 3 months. OLD BITCHES UP.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally the bad thing didn’t happen to the good person.
Im locking my shit up
Daughter: *Walks out my room with 3 hoodies*
Me: “Aye! Where you going with those!?”
Daughter: “My friends told me it’s hoodie stealing season Dad. They stole their bf’s hoodies but you said I can’t date til I’m 40 so I’m stealing yours 🙂 Thanks!”
Me:
Me: “Aye! Where you going with those!?”
Daughter: “My friends told me it’s hoodie stealing season Dad. They stole their bf’s hoodies but you said I can’t date til I’m 40 so I’m stealing yours 🙂 Thanks!”
Me:
a man wearing headphones and a blue hat is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hat is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Im locking my shit up
1. Sunny warm low humidity days in the DMV ( you get 4 a year)
2. An extra strip of bacon
3. Just beating the school bus that has several stops on your route
4. Slurpees
5. Ice cold hotel rooms with a heavy comforters
2. An extra strip of bacon
3. Just beating the school bus that has several stops on your route
4. Slurpees
5. Ice cold hotel rooms with a heavy comforters
1. When you pull up to a light and there's 5 cars in one lane, leaving the other clear for you to get in front
2. Good hair days
3. Sunny days that still call for a sweater
4. Getting into freshly washed sheets after an everything shower
5. When a new recipe slaps the first time
2. Good hair days
3. Sunny days that still call for a sweater
4. Getting into freshly washed sheets after an everything shower
5. When a new recipe slaps the first time
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
1. Sunny warm low humidity days in the DMV ( you get 4 a year)
2. An extra strip of bacon
3. Just beating the school bus that has several stops on your route
4. Slurpees
5. Ice cold hotel rooms with a heavy comforters
2. An extra strip of bacon
3. Just beating the school bus that has several stops on your route
4. Slurpees
5. Ice cold hotel rooms with a heavy comforters
Women a ridiculous. My wife took two last year kept one for herself and had our daughter on the other. 😡😡😡
August 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Women a ridiculous. My wife took two last year kept one for herself and had our daughter on the other. 😡😡😡
Respect🫡
I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo, conditioner, leave in conditioner, and curl cream.
I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo, conditioner, leave in conditioner, and curl cream.
August 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Respect🫡
I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo, conditioner, leave in conditioner, and curl cream.
I’m in her shower using her expensive shampoo, conditioner, leave in conditioner, and curl cream.
The fools defending Diddy will be out in full force… smh
July 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The fools defending Diddy will be out in full force… smh
Bars
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
June 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bars
Ain’t even wait for an answer. Just like “ You gonna get this art!”
June 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ain’t even wait for an answer. Just like “ You gonna get this art!”
I tried you keep her off me but she wouldn’t take no for an answer. So we fucked and now me wife is gonna be pissed.
I mean it was my wife I was sexin, but that nap after meant I ain’t do shit on that honey do list.
#herfault
I mean it was my wife I was sexin, but that nap after meant I ain’t do shit on that honey do list.
#herfault
June 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I tried you keep her off me but she wouldn’t take no for an answer. So we fucked and now me wife is gonna be pissed.
I mean it was my wife I was sexin, but that nap after meant I ain’t do shit on that honey do list.
#herfault
I mean it was my wife I was sexin, but that nap after meant I ain’t do shit on that honey do list.
#herfault
Art
Will probably delete.
June 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Art
You sound like the friend who asks the other friends “ So you really think we should be doin this?” Before all yall go do it anyway
I sound like I do taxes and snitch for fun, you will never catch me in a voice thread. My face makes it tolerable 😭
May 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You sound like the friend who asks the other friends “ So you really think we should be doin this?” Before all yall go do it anyway
Or just lay in her lap and treat the nipples like grapes.
Saggy titties winning cause when you’re riding he can suck on them 🙃
May 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Or just lay in her lap and treat the nipples like grapes.
I’m gonna apply this logic to the pint of ice cream in my freezer
"Go where you're wanted"
Well I'm not certain but I think this pistachio latte wants me as bad as I want it.
Well I'm not certain but I think this pistachio latte wants me as bad as I want it.
May 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m gonna apply this logic to the pint of ice cream in my freezer
Prayer circle with a bunny… I can dig it
May 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Prayer circle with a bunny… I can dig it
Reason #4,184,952 I’m a terrible husband… I thought today’s project would’ve been “enjoy the quiet”
My wife has been sick with a sinus problem for several days. She is barely able to speak. So today's project, beyond trying to keep her in the bed, is to make a white bean chicken chili.
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reason #4,184,952 I’m a terrible husband… I thought today’s project would’ve been “enjoy the quiet”
Bought my wife 3 good bras, now she lookin at European vacations cause she think we rich.
Baby that was an either or proposition. We driving for our next vacay but them titties will be supported.
Baby that was an either or proposition. We driving for our next vacay but them titties will be supported.
April 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bought my wife 3 good bras, now she lookin at European vacations cause she think we rich.
Baby that was an either or proposition. We driving for our next vacay but them titties will be supported.
Baby that was an either or proposition. We driving for our next vacay but them titties will be supported.
Scrolling the skyline and saw this… I’m scared to find out what this references
Pussy on the South American jungle floor is INSANE.
April 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Scrolling the skyline and saw this… I’m scared to find out what this references
But when we men walk around the crib the Winnie the Pooh it’s a problem 🤣🤣🤣
Standing in the kitchen eating while dressed like Winnie the Pooh after a long morning of travel >>>>
April 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But when we men walk around the crib the Winnie the Pooh it’s a problem 🤣🤣🤣
I know I’m late but the story behind this song is wild!
March 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know I’m late but the story behind this song is wild!
Never knew laptops slapped like dat
March 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Never knew laptops slapped like dat