ian
@go-snort-hummus.bsky.social
nb he/any. loud sound, move fast, bright color
ask me about pdh
i play a lot of magic the gathering; pdh, pauper, modern, and cube are my favorite formats
ask me about pdh
i play a lot of magic the gathering; pdh, pauper, modern, and cube are my favorite formats
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Do you like playing Pauper? Then I have a little holiday present for you!
My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options!
#MTGPauper
www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options!
#MTGPauper
www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Do you like playing Pauper? Then I have a little holiday present for you!
My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options!
#MTGPauper
www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options!
#MTGPauper
www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
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Just got back from our LGS,(SHOUTOUT KNIGHTHOOD GAMES) who loaded us UP with prizes for donations-we’ll post pics, but we’ve got boosterboxes, gear, tons of awesome stuff to add to the prize pool. go to tilt.fyi/eFQy0DaLkZ to donate to @translifeline.org and get in on the prize drawing On Feb 1st!
Join @strixhavendropout.bsky.social, @littjara.bsky.social, @jettyfox.bsky.social, @trash-artificer.bsky.social, and @mtgcritical.bsky.social for an adventure set in the realm of #LorwynEclipsed! We are looking for donation incentives as we fundraise for @translifeline.org in through January!
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just got back from our LGS,(SHOUTOUT KNIGHTHOOD GAMES) who loaded us UP with prizes for donations-we’ll post pics, but we’ve got boosterboxes, gear, tons of awesome stuff to add to the prize pool. go to tilt.fyi/eFQy0DaLkZ to donate to @translifeline.org and get in on the prize drawing On Feb 1st!
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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”why learn to throw pots when you can go to Target and buy a perfect mug with a funny picture of a flamingo on it for five dollars” idk man
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
”why learn to throw pots when you can go to Target and buy a perfect mug with a funny picture of a flamingo on it for five dollars” idk man
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
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I like Magic: The Gathering and being nonbinary
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I like Magic: The Gathering and being nonbinary
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December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
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Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
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![Jakey
@jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
It is simply assumed (accurately) that every reader has someone that they would brick up, and therefore can empathize.
[quote posting]
Chinchillazilla
Invalid Handle • 7/12/2023
my favorite thing about The Cask of Amontillado is that the narrator does not ever explain why he wants to brick that guy up to die. he is just mad at him for various reasons, none of which he bothers to get into. very petty of him
July 12, 2023 at 10:34 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreigcu4ktom2a636lymlbitmyimngixttfzwfu2r4w4jj74m7bg7omy@jpeg)
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IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
i dont watch football very much is it normal for them to throw that yellow thing every play
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i dont watch football very much is it normal for them to throw that yellow thing every play
presentation goals
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
presentation goals
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)