Inkle In The Dark
@goatfellboy.bsky.social
By day a nurse, but by night asleep (sometimes the other way round). Delver, tinkerer & mystic fungus enthusiast. Proud Citizen of Nowhere. Gender: Snufkin, demi-sexual, pronouns: any
Never knowingly understood
Forth and fear no darkness!
Never knowingly understood
Forth and fear no darkness!
Pinned
Like marmite, I’m a byproduct of the brewing industry
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We are all fragile as fuck but so are the flowers and the moments.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We are all fragile as fuck but so are the flowers and the moments.
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sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
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I’ve decided to become a singer/songwriter, but all my songs will exclusively feature, and be sung to, my cats about how they are little babies
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’ve decided to become a singer/songwriter, but all my songs will exclusively feature, and be sung to, my cats about how they are little babies
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My friends and loved ones...
I'm Saeed from Gaza, still doing my best to support my family. This week, we need food for our children, medicine for my parents, and basic supplies costing around €300. Any support, no matter how big or small, means life to us all.
Support link: 🍉
gofund.me/a0a540b8
I'm Saeed from Gaza, still doing my best to support my family. This week, we need food for our children, medicine for my parents, and basic supplies costing around €300. Any support, no matter how big or small, means life to us all.
Support link: 🍉
gofund.me/a0a540b8
Donate to Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war, organized by Marina Reilly
Dear Comrade,
From beneath the rubble… I write my story!
I … Marina Reilly needs your support for Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war
gofund.me
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My friends and loved ones...
I'm Saeed from Gaza, still doing my best to support my family. This week, we need food for our children, medicine for my parents, and basic supplies costing around €300. Any support, no matter how big or small, means life to us all.
Support link: 🍉
gofund.me/a0a540b8
I'm Saeed from Gaza, still doing my best to support my family. This week, we need food for our children, medicine for my parents, and basic supplies costing around €300. Any support, no matter how big or small, means life to us all.
Support link: 🍉
gofund.me/a0a540b8
My cats view me as having the same standing and authority as the League of Nations
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My cats view me as having the same standing and authority as the League of Nations
Knocking back a shot of mouthwash like a dentist in the Wild West
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Knocking back a shot of mouthwash like a dentist in the Wild West
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I have the age old cat keeper’s problem: my cute cats won’t go into their cute cat beds to be cute 😢
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have the age old cat keeper’s problem: my cute cats won’t go into their cute cat beds to be cute 😢
The Gay bat-signal over Whitley Bay
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Gay bat-signal over Whitley Bay
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
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me: hey cat, where you goin
my cat:
my cat:
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
me: hey cat, where you goin
my cat:
my cat:
Updating my CV:
- can fix the flush on a toilet, with a bit of jiggery-pokery
- advanced skills in keeping the cats off the lurpak
- can make a hole in the wall, then fix it up pretty
- can survive, and sometimes thrive, in a hostile environment (the NHS)
- can fix the flush on a toilet, with a bit of jiggery-pokery
- advanced skills in keeping the cats off the lurpak
- can make a hole in the wall, then fix it up pretty
- can survive, and sometimes thrive, in a hostile environment (the NHS)
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Updating my CV:
- can fix the flush on a toilet, with a bit of jiggery-pokery
- advanced skills in keeping the cats off the lurpak
- can make a hole in the wall, then fix it up pretty
- can survive, and sometimes thrive, in a hostile environment (the NHS)
- can fix the flush on a toilet, with a bit of jiggery-pokery
- advanced skills in keeping the cats off the lurpak
- can make a hole in the wall, then fix it up pretty
- can survive, and sometimes thrive, in a hostile environment (the NHS)
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I particularly like the way the subtitle for England is "wasteland". 😂
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I particularly like the way the subtitle for England is "wasteland". 😂
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a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
3&4 for me, with virtual 2 (playing Baldur’s Gate 3)
What are you up to?
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
3&4 for me, with virtual 2 (playing Baldur’s Gate 3)
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What are you up to?
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What are you up to?
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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I think we should rename "unskilled" to "essential workers" because frankly if they were that important during lockdown, they ought to remain important now too
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I think we should rename "unskilled" to "essential workers" because frankly if they were that important during lockdown, they ought to remain important now too
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November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🤞My toilet is now flushing properly for the first time since I took possession of it
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🤞My toilet is now flushing properly for the first time since I took possession of it
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
The werewolves are A-posing again 😔
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The werewolves are A-posing again 😔