GOBIESOX
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One million ants in a trench coat
One million ants in one million trench coats
One million trench coats on one ant
One million ants in one million trench coats
One million trench coats on one ant
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Teens turn to a variety of online platforms, but YouTube continues to stand out. Roughly nine-in-ten teens report ever using it. TikTok, Instagram and Snapchat are the next most widely used platforms.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Teens turn to a variety of online platforms, but YouTube continues to stand out. Roughly nine-in-ten teens report ever using it. TikTok, Instagram and Snapchat are the next most widely used platforms.
They gonna call me Percules after this one
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They gonna call me Percules after this one
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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nice try but the character based on you in my novella will experience a summer of hardship and loss
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
nice try but the character based on you in my novella will experience a summer of hardship and loss
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(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
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there’s a secret menu item at most fast food restaurants no one tells you about, Taco Bell, McDonalds, etc, called a “fistfight” you can order
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
there’s a secret menu item at most fast food restaurants no one tells you about, Taco Bell, McDonalds, etc, called a “fistfight” you can order
Yo u gotta meet my boy Dustin
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Yo u gotta meet my boy Dustin
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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Asked my spouse to look up my latest medical OCD anxiety so that I don’t google it myself and get worked up and they came back in the room and said “I found a Reddit post about someone talking about a similar situation, and the comments said…please kindly look into getting a medical OCD diagnosis”
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Asked my spouse to look up my latest medical OCD anxiety so that I don’t google it myself and get worked up and they came back in the room and said “I found a Reddit post about someone talking about a similar situation, and the comments said…please kindly look into getting a medical OCD diagnosis”
I gotta repost this every time it’s maybe my favorite skit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I gotta repost this every time it’s maybe my favorite skit
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Therapist said I need to go to Chili’s
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Therapist said I need to go to Chili’s
Wife is playing an adventure game and so far she’s spent half her time gambling and the other half accidentally romancing the female characters
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wife is playing an adventure game and so far she’s spent half her time gambling and the other half accidentally romancing the female characters
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God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Change in Headline
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Area party upset to discover that years of sadistic, violent rhetoric and actions critically eroded political norms they forgot that they also relied on, news at 11
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Area party upset to discover that years of sadistic, violent rhetoric and actions critically eroded political norms they forgot that they also relied on, news at 11
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A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
My boss won’t stop saying 6 7
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My boss won’t stop saying 6 7
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Sometimes I’ll go “wow I’m just kinda feeling out of it today” and then I realize a bit later that I forgot to take all of my medicine
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes I’ll go “wow I’m just kinda feeling out of it today” and then I realize a bit later that I forgot to take all of my medicine