Making fun of native Americans? Totally fine.

Mocking Hitler? Don't even think about it. Wtaf

Welcoming new users to Bluesky like

this was getting off easy if you ask me

If you're new here & trying to make friends, the best thing you can do to befriend your mutuals- is leave out some carrots, a bale of hay, or a large salt lick as a peace offering. It may lure your mutuals out of their enclosures allowing you to pet them. Feel free to share this advice with others.

..... Or do I

Texas park officials are urging beachgoers to properly dispose of fishing gear after a pair of endangered sea turtles were found tangled up in a braided fishing line.
https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-sea-turtles-net-18164083.php

I love my weed

His voice still gets me a little moist

https://youtu.be/aCxSpLumiRk

I actually call my girlfriend "Institut für Sexualwissenschaft", because I wanna destroy her in a way that will set back LGBT+ acceptance by decades.

Her name is Kiki and she is a mini aussie doodle, here she is hanging out with my friend after she got her haircut on Tuesday. Kiki likes grass fields, salmon treats and cuddles, and dislikes loud noises, big dogs, and fascism

The GOATS right here

Happy late hump day 😉

NGL
I laughed harder than I should've

Happy First Day of Emmys Voting to all who celebrate.

sir there is a scary guy behind you

New to this so bear with me 😀