Mike G
@goedharted.bsky.social
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Here we go. Gonna hashtag these #MyCriterionList. Up first, Bertrand Bonello’s THE BEAST (2023). Sometimes impenetrable, always compelling, the constant gnawing dread of the shadow of The Beast hangs over everything from the first scene. It’s like a lucid dream, or a waking nightmare. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Léa Seydoux in THE BEAST
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat
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Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
goedharted.bsky.social
I don’t have a bingo card, so nothing that is happening now is on it.
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The fact that they can't get a random sampling of citizens from any city to indict people for interfering with ICE seems more informative than any political poll, tbh
goedharted.bsky.social
Every video I see of ICE agents shows them fully kitted up and heavily armed so I’m not sure why they need the National Guard to be their bodyguards.
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shamjaff.bsky.social
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.

Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.

Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
goedharted.bsky.social
That first blurb got me.
Blurbs on the back of a book reading:

"Utterly unique, hilarious, swoony beyond my wildest dreams!
This book is an instant classic and a true masterpiece, and l've never read anything like it."—ALI HAZELWOOD,
#/ NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF BRIDE

"The slow-burn romance of my dreams. Whip-smart, creative, and brimming with banter and wit." — ISABEL IBANEZ, #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF WHAT THE RIVER KNOWS
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
"Dear Sweet Blessed Little Baby Jesus, please watch over our armed thugs as they turn away the stranger, persecute the foreigner and harm the least of our brothers and sisters."
dbernstein.bsky.social
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is in Portland meeting with ICE, Border Patrol and DHS officials; Nick Sortor posted video of Noem saying a prayer for the safety of their officers at the start of the meeting.
goedharted.bsky.social
Osric and Aurienne, which is in the ballpark
goedharted.bsky.social
How could I not? Look at the cover for crying out loud.
The cover of THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO FALL FOR YOUR ENEMY with a very Reylo/Dramione looking ass couple
goedharted.bsky.social
New contender for best first chapter title of all time
IRRESISTIBLE BASTARD
MEETS IMMOVABLE BITCH from Brigitte Knightley’s THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO FALL FOR YOUR ENEMY
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zerojanitor.bsky.social
synth rack sounds like a cooler name for breast implants
goedharted.bsky.social
When you don’t even click on clickbait
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Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’s wild America thinks it’s a country where criminals are treated with a cushy lax attitude with law enforcement prevented from doing their jobs when every piece of evidence is that it’s the opposite except for rich people who don’t commit crimes because why would they have money if they did that
goedharted.bsky.social
Why does he always squint and lean to one side? What do you suppose is going on there?
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Stephen Miller claims that in Portland "ICE officers have to street battles against antifa, hand to hand combat every night, to come and go from their building"
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ianfortey.bsky.social
I don't think it's hyperbole to suggest Greta Thunberg is literally, in every meaningful way, tougher & a better leader than any elected official. Every single one. Some much more than others.

Methods, policy, practicalities, those are all beside the point. You need passion, drive & humanity
bladeofthes.bsky.social
Greta Thunberg has just been released and she is back on the warpath, exactly like our leaders should be.

Israel will never silence her or the billions who oppose them.
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neilaglet.bsky.social
Sometimes when you read the list of who liked your post
goedharted.bsky.social
I swear that’s an SNL character
goedharted.bsky.social
I had somehow avoided until just now learning what Curtis Yarvin looked like and I am just trying to compose myself atm
goedharted.bsky.social
Happened upon Kelly Clarkson’s Greatest Hits (Chapter 1) and was surprised to discover that I knew 15 of the 18 tracks, and this was from 2012 so it doesn’t include “Underneath The Tree.” Easily the best run of any Idol winner. And her album from last year kind of rips, too, so she’s still after it.
goedharted.bsky.social
Joe Biden in full-blown dementia would look like a Rhodes scholar next to this stump.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.