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Henry
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Time for my favorite holiday tradition: playing one of my old video game consoles that I have left at my parent's house.
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Meat jello sushi
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I was told by an ex Lucasarts designer I worked with at Telltale that Dash Rendar, the main character of Shadows of the Empire, got his name from the command the engineers used to update the scene:

-render
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Thank you, video games, for Pedro Eustache and for him only
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Okay, maybe we should have kings.
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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We gotta make single use vapes illegal I’m sick of seeing discarded Elf Bars everywhere. Bring back the good Juul flavors or make them refillable or something. This is a made up ewaste problem.
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It starts with one
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I got that ussy on me
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I saw a three year old child go to a DJ here and just say "Alexa, play I'm Still Standing."
September 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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rez_area1.jpg illustration i did in 2022.
August 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
In the marketplace of ideas, we are all winners heading towards the horizon of ingenuity, aboard a train that sucks you off.
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Maarvi's Cavendish expired!
July 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I forgot about my duct tape palette from over 10 years ago
June 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A fun thing I said tonight: "Sometimes feet are the start of the expression of the mouth."
June 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Blyat
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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humanity is so cooked
June 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I finally made the beyblade buttplug!! Or as I like to call it, the BeyPlug!! 🥰💚✨

Let it RIP!! 😈🍑🌀

#beyblade #beybladex #silly #crafts #beycrafting
May 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I helped with the Speedball gear! It was a lot of fun designing in a different style! thanks to Sway Archer and @speedballbailey.bsky.social 🤼🤼‍♂️ #wrestlesky
May 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM