Carty Wheeler
@gogglesofheck.bsky.social
Samideanina rano, processism owl, translady Linux penguin, synth and guitar drow, pathetically NE amikemeta korvo.
Kun trankvila dignito kaj videbla ĝeno.
Kun trankvila dignito kaj videbla ĝeno.
Means or seems like it means "yes": yes, yep, yup, yem, yew, yar, yeah, yea, ya, yaw, yah, yeat, yip
Doesn't mean or doesn't sound like it means "yes": yel, yej, yek, yex, yeam, yap, yed, yeb, yeg
Doesn't mean or doesn't sound like it means "yes": yel, yej, yek, yex, yeam, yap, yed, yeb, yeg
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Means or seems like it means "yes": yes, yep, yup, yem, yew, yar, yeah, yea, ya, yaw, yah, yeat, yip
Doesn't mean or doesn't sound like it means "yes": yel, yej, yek, yex, yeam, yap, yed, yeb, yeg
Doesn't mean or doesn't sound like it means "yes": yel, yej, yek, yex, yeam, yap, yed, yeb, yeg
2 blessed 2 shitpost 2nite #tistheseason
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
2 blessed 2 shitpost 2nite #tistheseason
Last time was at the 7/11. I bought a Vibe tetrapak and the cashier said "Ya feeling the vibe tonite!" I'm going to seek out the most suggestive name I can next time. I almost have a poetry chapbook to sell.
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Last time was at the 7/11. I bought a Vibe tetrapak and the cashier said "Ya feeling the vibe tonite!" I'm going to seek out the most suggestive name I can next time. I almost have a poetry chapbook to sell.
I got an extra large jar of Amato's pickles for a present. I approached the Amato's counter with my pickles and two Bota boxes and the owner himself said "You're gettin pickled in more than one ways tonight!" This is what happens when I buy wine with my eyebrows filled in.
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I got an extra large jar of Amato's pickles for a present. I approached the Amato's counter with my pickles and two Bota boxes and the owner himself said "You're gettin pickled in more than one ways tonight!" This is what happens when I buy wine with my eyebrows filled in.
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americans face a difficult choice: do you support the evil maniacs destroying the country or do you support the genteel maniacs who watch the destruction and say "i think that's illegal to do actually" to the newspaper?
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
americans face a difficult choice: do you support the evil maniacs destroying the country or do you support the genteel maniacs who watch the destruction and say "i think that's illegal to do actually" to the newspaper?
Got a vaporizer but found the secret learning curve in the manual: "You gotta add just the right amount of salt". It took a while because I had to add a *ton* more salt than the manual advised. I knew our water's pure but damn. Poland Springing straight from god's d***.
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Got a vaporizer but found the secret learning curve in the manual: "You gotta add just the right amount of salt". It took a while because I had to add a *ton* more salt than the manual advised. I knew our water's pure but damn. Poland Springing straight from god's d***.
Too broke to buy a humidifier so I'm pretty stoked this water-filled rice cooker is doing the job.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Too broke to buy a humidifier so I'm pretty stoked this water-filled rice cooker is doing the job.
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
I have a weird feeling that listening to Billy Joel's Attila album would punish in 2026 but I'm scared to find out.
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I have a weird feeling that listening to Billy Joel's Attila album would punish in 2026 but I'm scared to find out.
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I love watching storm chaser videos cuz they'll just say stuff like "if you want to be a chaser it has to be out of love, otherwise you'll live a life of disappointment."
Very true. Many could learn from this.
Very true. Many could learn from this.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I love watching storm chaser videos cuz they'll just say stuff like "if you want to be a chaser it has to be out of love, otherwise you'll live a life of disappointment."
Very true. Many could learn from this.
Very true. Many could learn from this.
It's bugging me out I can't send this image on anything. But anyway here it is. ❤️ I am sorry. @djcomfyfroggywitch.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's bugging me out I can't send this image on anything. But anyway here it is. ❤️ I am sorry. @djcomfyfroggywitch.bsky.social
Ok I get it. Drinking tea isn't about caffeine, it's about the fact that I have no humidifier.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ok I get it. Drinking tea isn't about caffeine, it's about the fact that I have no humidifier.
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I like my pretzels like I like my male singers: soft, fresh and cheesy
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I like my pretzels like I like my male singers: soft, fresh and cheesy
Glad the word y'all came back. I really want "youse" to become an acceptable northeastern substitute.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Glad the word y'all came back. I really want "youse" to become an acceptable northeastern substitute.
A barebones but glammed up rock band called The Fucks
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A barebones but glammed up rock band called The Fucks
I came to BlueSky to post my cringe thoughts but I stayed for the top-notch gay porn.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I came to BlueSky to post my cringe thoughts but I stayed for the top-notch gay porn.
Someone can't handle the truth
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Someone can't handle the truth
Because I have an addictive personality I have to trick my brain into getting into good habits by disguising them as bad habits. I'm looking for a decorative coke capsule to keep my lip scrub in.
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Because I have an addictive personality I have to trick my brain into getting into good habits by disguising them as bad habits. I'm looking for a decorative coke capsule to keep my lip scrub in.
Using Grindr is waayy too much like Doordash. Lots of performative texting like he needs to hulk smash. Then the guy showed up and we were suddenly both very shy. It was like we both tricked ourselves into doing free delivery work. #ş3×wasfiretho #gotagoodratingthatday
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Using Grindr is waayy too much like Doordash. Lots of performative texting like he needs to hulk smash. Then the guy showed up and we were suddenly both very shy. It was like we both tricked ourselves into doing free delivery work. #ş3×wasfiretho #gotagoodratingthatday
One year and 3 months into oral spiro. This morning I woke to find my nipples have started growing and the cartilige at the tip of my nose is literally shrinking. So that is what I am Thankful for this year. It's like god is apologizing to me for not being able to afford ff surgery.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
One year and 3 months into oral spiro. This morning I woke to find my nipples have started growing and the cartilige at the tip of my nose is literally shrinking. So that is what I am Thankful for this year. It's like god is apologizing to me for not being able to afford ff surgery.
I just learned about the 'Rationalist community' and I hate it so much. They say they're "epistemic rationalists" which makes no sense since reason is a category of practice, not knowledge.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just learned about the 'Rationalist community' and I hate it so much. They say they're "epistemic rationalists" which makes no sense since reason is a category of practice, not knowledge.
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
That thing that old Mainers do where they exaggerately act like they have more energy than you do in the morning... I'm pretty sure that's why we've never had a singer on the radio and why all our media depicts us as haunted and emotionally mutilated. And I think we still deserve worse for it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That thing that old Mainers do where they exaggerately act like they have more energy than you do in the morning... I'm pretty sure that's why we've never had a singer on the radio and why all our media depicts us as haunted and emotionally mutilated. And I think we still deserve worse for it.
Aderan's 2025 Amore collection is knocking it out of the park with all these noncommittal offkilter middle parts.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aderan's 2025 Amore collection is knocking it out of the park with all these noncommittal offkilter middle parts.
So weird that Cheney doesn't want Trump at his funeral. He helped popularize reactionary populism but apparently didn't like seeing it done more efficiently.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So weird that Cheney doesn't want Trump at his funeral. He helped popularize reactionary populism but apparently didn't like seeing it done more efficiently.