GoldenLoki (Loki like the Norse God, not the MCU Loki)
@goldenloki.bsky.social
Genderfluid multimedia designer & furry geek who loves weird movies, Weird Al, video games, the 80s, Star Wars, and horror.
Always open for graphic design, video and audio editing, and motion graphics commissions.
Always open for graphic design, video and audio editing, and motion graphics commissions.
"You can go fuck yourself"
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"You can go fuck yourself"
Five perfect movies in no particular order
The Empire Strikes Back
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Ben-Hur
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Superman: The Movie
The Empire Strikes Back
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Ben-Hur
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Superman: The Movie
Five perfect movies in no particular order
DAWN OF THE DEAD '78
TELSTAR: THE JOE MEEK STORY
CASABLANCA
DOLEMITE IS MY NAME
HARD TIMES
DAWN OF THE DEAD '78
TELSTAR: THE JOE MEEK STORY
CASABLANCA
DOLEMITE IS MY NAME
HARD TIMES
Five perfect movies in no particular order
- JAWS
- ROBOCOP
- THE WILD BUNCH
- YOJIMBO
- EVIL DEAD 2
- JAWS
- ROBOCOP
- THE WILD BUNCH
- YOJIMBO
- EVIL DEAD 2
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Five perfect movies in no particular order
The Empire Strikes Back
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Ben-Hur
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Superman: The Movie
The Empire Strikes Back
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Ben-Hur
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Superman: The Movie
Over the top sports games. Games like NBA Jam/Hangtime, NFL Blitz, and MLB Slugfest. Games that had official licenses for the teams and players, but were featured in a ridiculous manner. Big heads, "On Fire," a rocking soundtrack and excited play by play.
I don't want realistic, I want pure fun.
I don't want realistic, I want pure fun.
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Over the top sports games. Games like NBA Jam/Hangtime, NFL Blitz, and MLB Slugfest. Games that had official licenses for the teams and players, but were featured in a ridiculous manner. Big heads, "On Fire," a rocking soundtrack and excited play by play.
I don't want realistic, I want pure fun.
I don't want realistic, I want pure fun.
Son of a bitch! I've had six job interviews in the last month and a half, and none of them have resulted in anything but an email that said "Thanks, but no thanks."
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Son of a bitch! I've had six job interviews in the last month and a half, and none of them have resulted in anything but an email that said "Thanks, but no thanks."
Home from the vet. They were able to get what he swallowed and he should be back to his usual self by the end of tomorrow.
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Home from the vet. They were able to get what he swallowed and he should be back to his usual self by the end of tomorrow.
Dog ate part of a corn cob. Currently sitting at the Vet ER as they take steps to extract (aka, inducing something unpleasant). He didn't choke on it, but all recommendations say it needs to get resolved immediately. So here we are.
He's not in pain, but he'll be pissed at me later I'm sure.
He's not in pain, but he'll be pissed at me later I'm sure.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dog ate part of a corn cob. Currently sitting at the Vet ER as they take steps to extract (aka, inducing something unpleasant). He didn't choke on it, but all recommendations say it needs to get resolved immediately. So here we are.
He's not in pain, but he'll be pissed at me later I'm sure.
He's not in pain, but he'll be pissed at me later I'm sure.
If you go to the 20 Items or Less self checkout lane with 21 items I might give you a dirty look.
If you go up with a full sized shopping cart full, I will burn a hole through you with the fury of a million suns!
Guess what I just encountered...
If you go up with a full sized shopping cart full, I will burn a hole through you with the fury of a million suns!
Guess what I just encountered...
a woman in a superman costume is standing in front of a fire
ALT: a woman in a superman costume is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you go to the 20 Items or Less self checkout lane with 21 items I might give you a dirty look.
If you go up with a full sized shopping cart full, I will burn a hole through you with the fury of a million suns!
Guess what I just encountered...
If you go up with a full sized shopping cart full, I will burn a hole through you with the fury of a million suns!
Guess what I just encountered...
I think I finally realized just how radically my diet has changed since my surgery in September.
On Monday, I bought a medium sized can of beef stew. Pre-op, I probably could have finished the whole can in two meals easily.
Now, I've gotten about 4-5 meals out of just the one can.
On Monday, I bought a medium sized can of beef stew. Pre-op, I probably could have finished the whole can in two meals easily.
Now, I've gotten about 4-5 meals out of just the one can.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think I finally realized just how radically my diet has changed since my surgery in September.
On Monday, I bought a medium sized can of beef stew. Pre-op, I probably could have finished the whole can in two meals easily.
Now, I've gotten about 4-5 meals out of just the one can.
On Monday, I bought a medium sized can of beef stew. Pre-op, I probably could have finished the whole can in two meals easily.
Now, I've gotten about 4-5 meals out of just the one can.
I would have loved the opportunity to talk to my paternal grandmother as a teen or adult. What little I do remember (she passed when I was 4) are cherished memories.
In no way would I want to talk to an illusion of her. It would never be authentic or real.
I'd rather just take a Recall vacation.
In no way would I want to talk to an illusion of her. It would never be authentic or real.
I'd rather just take a Recall vacation.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I would have loved the opportunity to talk to my paternal grandmother as a teen or adult. What little I do remember (she passed when I was 4) are cherished memories.
In no way would I want to talk to an illusion of her. It would never be authentic or real.
I'd rather just take a Recall vacation.
In no way would I want to talk to an illusion of her. It would never be authentic or real.
I'd rather just take a Recall vacation.
At this point the only reason I'm keeping the Epic store installed is because it has my paid copies of "HITMAN World of Assassination" and "Dead Island 2" through it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
At this point the only reason I'm keeping the Epic store installed is because it has my paid copies of "HITMAN World of Assassination" and "Dead Island 2" through it.
Well, I guess I didn't really want that job anyway.
...fuck...
...fuck...
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well, I guess I didn't really want that job anyway.
...fuck...
...fuck...
Right now I'm more than happy to settle on a single call that says "We'd like to hire you."
Please
Please
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Right now I'm more than happy to settle on a single call that says "We'd like to hire you."
Please
Please
This is madness, and I love it!
been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
bsky.app/profile/stac...
bsky.app/profile/stac...
Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is madness, and I love it!
If I'm in the same room as you, and you have something you want to tell me, PLEASE don't wait until I leave the room and then write it on the kitchen white board!
I swear to God that I'm going to lose my mind trying to communicate with some people.
I swear to God that I'm going to lose my mind trying to communicate with some people.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If I'm in the same room as you, and you have something you want to tell me, PLEASE don't wait until I leave the room and then write it on the kitchen white board!
I swear to God that I'm going to lose my mind trying to communicate with some people.
I swear to God that I'm going to lose my mind trying to communicate with some people.
Here's a more accurate depiction:
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Here's a more accurate depiction:
I'm currently filling out an online job application. I do have to wonder if this is really an essential skill that I would need for this job...
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm currently filling out an online job application. I do have to wonder if this is really an essential skill that I would need for this job...
My first reaction to the morning news:
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My first reaction to the morning news:
I always assumed that those two things were always mutually exclusive, but now I know that for Evangelicals, one of them directly leads to the other. I'll let your imagination figure the rest out.
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I always assumed that those two things were always mutually exclusive, but now I know that for Evangelicals, one of them directly leads to the other. I'll let your imagination figure the rest out.
Reposted by GoldenLoki (Loki like the Norse God, not the MCU Loki)
Hey kids! Trick or Treating is fun, but remember to be safe too. Have your parents check your candy for anything dangerous before you eat it!
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey kids! Trick or Treating is fun, but remember to be safe too. Have your parents check your candy for anything dangerous before you eat it!
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
Hey kids! Trick or Treating is fun, but remember to be safe too. Have your parents check your candy for anything dangerous before you eat it!
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey kids! Trick or Treating is fun, but remember to be safe too. Have your parents check your candy for anything dangerous before you eat it!
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
(Done in Affinity Photo, no AI was used in the making of these)
#HalloweenSafety
#NotAI
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Sub Zero, Buzzsaw, Dynamo, Fireball, Captain Freedom
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Brute, Corruptor, Dominator, Mastermind, Stalker...
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Janet, Dr. Scott, Brad, Janet, Rocky,...
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Sub Zero, Buzzsaw, Dynamo, Fireball, Captain Freedom
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Janet, Dr. Scott, Brad, Janet, Rocky,...
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy
Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy, Beheaded, Survived
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Janet, Dr. Scott, Brad, Janet, Rocky,...
Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.
"Fun Zone" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Fun Zone" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Tequila" by the Champs.
Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.
"Fun Zone" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Fun Zone" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
This is more accurate today, nine months later in October 2025 than I think most people realize.
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I'm also happy to see a little bit of my work in the video as well (the PiB logo on the mic and the rotating logo in the corner).
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I'm also happy to see a little bit of my work in the video as well (the PiB logo on the mic and the rotating logo in the corner).
"PiB did you record an unreleased oped nine months ago suggesting that Twitch's DJClancy should resign, that just so happens to have aged like fine wine?"
What a strangely specific question. I just may have!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVv...
What a strangely specific question. I just may have!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVv...
QueenPiB - "DJClancy Must Resign"
YouTube video by Queen PiB
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is more accurate today, nine months later in October 2025 than I think most people realize.
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I'm also happy to see a little bit of my work in the video as well (the PiB logo on the mic and the rotating logo in the corner).
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I'm also happy to see a little bit of my work in the video as well (the PiB logo on the mic and the rotating logo in the corner).
Ya know, I finally have found something that I agree with Trump on. I know, it's hard to believe as that creature is against everything I believe and stand for. However in this one case I agree. That Time Magazine photo is fucking awful. It's perfect for a slimeball like Trump, but the photo is bad!
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ya know, I finally have found something that I agree with Trump on. I know, it's hard to believe as that creature is against everything I believe and stand for. However in this one case I agree. That Time Magazine photo is fucking awful. It's perfect for a slimeball like Trump, but the photo is bad!