Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜
@gooberunicorndad.bsky.social
Goober Unicorn Dad | Vore n wholesome stuff | 34 | Pan-Demi | He/Him
Daemon Yeen's Majestic Mount❤️
Goin' around being lewd/silly/wholesome
NSFW | 🔞 | No RP
PFP & Banner: @wildside.vore.rip ❤️❤️❤️
Daemon Yeen's Majestic Mount❤️
Goin' around being lewd/silly/wholesome
NSFW | 🔞 | No RP
PFP & Banner: @wildside.vore.rip ❤️❤️❤️
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Howdy Howdy y'all!
Managed to get me an invite code and make my way over here
So what am I about?
A whole, eclectic mess of stuff, that's what
Be prepared for wholesome stuff, horny stuff, kinky stuff, and I ain't gonna shy away from current events either
Y'all take care and take it easy 💙💜🦄
Managed to get me an invite code and make my way over here
So what am I about?
A whole, eclectic mess of stuff, that's what
Be prepared for wholesome stuff, horny stuff, kinky stuff, and I ain't gonna shy away from current events either
Y'all take care and take it easy 💙💜🦄
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
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Miss Frieren 🔴⚫
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Miss Frieren 🔴⚫
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Blacktober Request 6 : Raven
Happy New Year 🔴⚫
Happy New Year 🔴⚫
January 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Blacktober Request 6 : Raven
Happy New Year 🔴⚫
Happy New Year 🔴⚫
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Conquest Dood 🔴⚫
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Conquest Dood 🔴⚫
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Really Rotton 🔴⚫
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Really Rotton 🔴⚫
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Jean's had ENOUGH 🔴⚫
May 7, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Jean's had ENOUGH 🔴⚫
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Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
August 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
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Marvel Tokon's Storm 🔴⚫
June 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Marvel Tokon's Storm 🔴⚫
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Hornet Silksong 🔴⚫
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hornet Silksong 🔴⚫
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Shaded Color Commission 🔴⚫
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shaded Color Commission 🔴⚫
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Full Render Commission
never too late for blacktober
never too late for blacktober
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Full Render Commission
never too late for blacktober
never too late for blacktober
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Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
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aftermath subscriber base now quite a bit larger than my hometown. this shows us that the town is small AND aftermath is large, both are true
Exciting news! Thanks to our sale, we've rocketed all the way up to over 4,900 paying subscribers. This means we can cross another goal, a regular columnist, off our list. We plan to sort out the exact specifics in our own time, but for now, who do you think would be a good fit?
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
aftermath subscriber base now quite a bit larger than my hometown. this shows us that the town is small AND aftermath is large, both are true
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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