Sarah
@goonsquadsarah.bsky.social
Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
“False Start. Everybody except the center” is my new favorite call I’ve ever heard during a football game.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“False Start. Everybody except the center” is my new favorite call I’ve ever heard during a football game.
My daughter asked me if she could have a “little treat” if she was good at the eye doctor.
My daughter is 21.
(I still said yes)
My daughter is 21.
(I still said yes)
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My daughter asked me if she could have a “little treat” if she was good at the eye doctor.
My daughter is 21.
(I still said yes)
My daughter is 21.
(I still said yes)
When these files are released he is going to invade Venezuela to distract us.
We cannot win with him in charge.
We cannot win with him in charge.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When these files are released he is going to invade Venezuela to distract us.
We cannot win with him in charge.
We cannot win with him in charge.
Gen Z Boy: She isn’t Beyoncé, but she is the one just like Beyoncé.
Madonna. He was talking about Madonna.
Madonna. He was talking about Madonna.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Gen Z Boy: She isn’t Beyoncé, but she is the one just like Beyoncé.
Madonna. He was talking about Madonna.
Madonna. He was talking about Madonna.
I’ve worked at a community center for almost two years and the most surprising part so far is how often people actually shit in the pool.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’ve worked at a community center for almost two years and the most surprising part so far is how often people actually shit in the pool.
Oh Daft Punk, a ten minute song called “Too Long”? I agree completely.
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh Daft Punk, a ten minute song called “Too Long”? I agree completely.
The airports are FULL. I have mad respect for all of these TSA people and Air Traffic Controllers working without pay
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The airports are FULL. I have mad respect for all of these TSA people and Air Traffic Controllers working without pay
Nice of the NFL to have a game on Berlin time when I am stuck in an airport bar before 1 on a Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nice of the NFL to have a game on Berlin time when I am stuck in an airport bar before 1 on a Sunday
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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Just saw three pale horsemen. One was shouting into their phone and one was checking their watch.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just saw three pale horsemen. One was shouting into their phone and one was checking their watch.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
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If you dislike your own post, you die irl.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you dislike your own post, you die irl.
Orca fine dining trend alert
Orcas are known for their predatory prowess and creative hunting strategies, but newly released drone videos are the first to show shark-stalking orcas disemboweling young great whites, flipping them over and plucking out their nutritious livers. https://wapo.st/3JKiHYo
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Orca fine dining trend alert
I just left work at 5:50 and it was completely dark outside. This is an outrage
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I just left work at 5:50 and it was completely dark outside. This is an outrage
About to find out how many gummi bears I can eat before I feel sick at increments of four at a time.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
About to find out how many gummi bears I can eat before I feel sick at increments of four at a time.
Feeling proud to be a Virginian.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Feeling proud to be a Virginian.
When The Beatles are on my Release Radar I just can’t take the rest of the list seriously.
How does a person find actual new music these days?
How does a person find actual new music these days?
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When The Beatles are on my Release Radar I just can’t take the rest of the list seriously.
How does a person find actual new music these days?
How does a person find actual new music these days?
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Went to a party at my old neighbor’s house and found out that everyone on the street still calls the lady who bought my house 7 years ago “The New Sarah” even though her name is Katie and it makes me feel so loved. 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Went to a party at my old neighbor’s house and found out that everyone on the street still calls the lady who bought my house 7 years ago “The New Sarah” even though her name is Katie and it makes me feel so loved. 🥰
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
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Saturday!
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Saturday!
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Finish your food, there’s hungry kids in America.
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Finish your food, there’s hungry kids in America.
So. Much. Candy. Left.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So. Much. Candy. Left.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Cousin Larry comes to me
August 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Cousin Larry comes to me
A jury of my peers? Where are you going to find 12 other people who unironically enjoy Leatherwolf?
Okay. I’m done now.
Okay. I’m done now.
A jury of my peers? 12 people who have also gotten kind of weird about the 90 day fiancé universe?
A jury of my peers? 12 people who are also fucking done with all of this shit?
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A jury of my peers? Where are you going to find 12 other people who unironically enjoy Leatherwolf?
Okay. I’m done now.
Okay. I’m done now.