Helen
@gorewhoree.bsky.social
She/Her/It
Gamer, Warhammer nerd, unapologetic furry
Certified Hood Classic
I am to be trusted with a keyboard and mouse I promise :3
No Minors, just to be safe
Gamer, Warhammer nerd, unapologetic furry
Certified Hood Classic
I am to be trusted with a keyboard and mouse I promise :3
No Minors, just to be safe
watching Dallas vs Detroit last night was so stressful because Brandon Aubrey (kicker for the Cowboys) would commit 60+ yard miracle field terrorism kicks and kept the game close the whole fucking time
How do you drop a pig bomb from half the field back and nuke those innocent uprights like that
How do you drop a pig bomb from half the field back and nuke those innocent uprights like that
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
watching Dallas vs Detroit last night was so stressful because Brandon Aubrey (kicker for the Cowboys) would commit 60+ yard miracle field terrorism kicks and kept the game close the whole fucking time
How do you drop a pig bomb from half the field back and nuke those innocent uprights like that
How do you drop a pig bomb from half the field back and nuke those innocent uprights like that
December 3rd, 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear Cam Newton talk about the proper way to wipe your ass
December 5th 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear about "Big Don" possibly mafia style executing someone who egged an Eagles coach's house
December 5th 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear about "Big Don" possibly mafia style executing someone who egged an Eagles coach's house
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
December 3rd, 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear Cam Newton talk about the proper way to wipe your ass
December 5th 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear about "Big Don" possibly mafia style executing someone who egged an Eagles coach's house
December 5th 2025: I turn on one of my favorite NFL podcasts, only to hear about "Big Don" possibly mafia style executing someone who egged an Eagles coach's house
Im so sick of these INTERNET FREAKS and their GIRLDICK AGENDA
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Im so sick of these INTERNET FREAKS and their GIRLDICK AGENDA
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Chicago is not a real fucking place bro
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chicago is not a real fucking place bro
Last two times I’ve taken my estrogen I’ve slept to back to back nightmares and maybe it hasnt been enough times for a correlation buttt…
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Last two times I’ve taken my estrogen I’ve slept to back to back nightmares and maybe it hasnt been enough times for a correlation buttt…
It’s snowing a LOT where I live rn and I keep thinking about that one on field interview of Jameis Winston where the reporter asks him how playing in the snow might affect his performance, only for him to completely ignore her actual question and just yap about how much he loves snow
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s snowing a LOT where I live rn and I keep thinking about that one on field interview of Jameis Winston where the reporter asks him how playing in the snow might affect his performance, only for him to completely ignore her actual question and just yap about how much he loves snow
I think it says a lot that the German nfl broadcast has covered the Joe Thuney Story, at least in mention, whereas most American broadcasts skip over it
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I think it says a lot that the German nfl broadcast has covered the Joe Thuney Story, at least in mention, whereas most American broadcasts skip over it
Genuinely hard to watch this because the pats make me so angry with how blatantly they play scummy
The fucking goblins at foxborough cheering as their disgusting patriots concuss a man
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Genuinely hard to watch this because the pats make me so angry with how blatantly they play scummy
The fucking goblins at foxborough cheering as their disgusting patriots concuss a man
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The fucking goblins at foxborough cheering as their disgusting patriots concuss a man
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
Should have been a penalty but I guess it’s fucking not???
Anyways, there is a good reason why the patriots are my most hated team. I can’t stand them, their fans, the team, how they operate, nothing about them.
we gotta kill younghoe koo, assasin plot, how do you flub that hard
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
we gotta kill younghoe koo, assasin plot, how do you flub that hard
Yeah this might be the worst I've felt in a while
Today is one of those "nothings fun anymore" and "I feel lonely as shit" type of days
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yeah this might be the worst I've felt in a while
Today is one of those "nothings fun anymore" and "I feel lonely as shit" type of days
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today is one of those "nothings fun anymore" and "I feel lonely as shit" type of days
Someone explain to me why I open my fav nfl podcast and the first words I hear are: “Fun fact you can’t get pregnant every day!”
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Someone explain to me why I open my fav nfl podcast and the first words I hear are: “Fun fact you can’t get pregnant every day!”
Crazy to think that yesterday there were TWO crazy one handed catches. And exactly 11 years to the day after Odell Beckham Jr. made his famous one handed catch as well.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Crazy to think that yesterday there were TWO crazy one handed catches. And exactly 11 years to the day after Odell Beckham Jr. made his famous one handed catch as well.
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Playing God Hand for the first time!
www.twitch.tv/sulfurouspia...
www.twitch.tv/sulfurouspia...
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Playing God Hand for the first time!
www.twitch.tv/sulfurouspia...
www.twitch.tv/sulfurouspia...
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Nick Sirianni looks like he’s being slowly poisoned with every game dude
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nick Sirianni looks like he’s being slowly poisoned with every game dude
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
Estrogen induced nightmare is both a great name for a metal band and also the only way to explain what happened to me last night
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Estrogen induced nightmare is both a great name for a metal band and also the only way to explain what happened to me last night
Rocky is a brilliant movie, but only because Rocky is the most believable Philadelphian ever put to screen.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Rocky is a brilliant movie, but only because Rocky is the most believable Philadelphian ever put to screen.
Does estrogen cause pain in certain areas? Genuine question
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Does estrogen cause pain in certain areas? Genuine question
Okay fuck it, Carolina Panthers vs San Francisco 49ers game thread
Carolina just got a crazy red zone interception, 3rd of the half and 2nd for Carolina
Carolina just got a crazy red zone interception, 3rd of the half and 2nd for Carolina
God damnit Carolina
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Okay fuck it, Carolina Panthers vs San Francisco 49ers game thread
Carolina just got a crazy red zone interception, 3rd of the half and 2nd for Carolina
Carolina just got a crazy red zone interception, 3rd of the half and 2nd for Carolina
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So it looks like they programmed Grok to only say positive things about Elon no matter what you ask it and then push positive messaging about Space X.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So it looks like they programmed Grok to only say positive things about Elon no matter what you ask it and then push positive messaging about Space X.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.