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if it’s not gay i don’t wanna do it 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🏳️‍⚧️
everytime i listen to weezer i get a UTI
January 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into your van.
January 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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My kid informed me I was going too hard on bon iver’s “skinny love” which shows me he just does not understand the month of January.
January 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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*fills out form*

*clicks "send me a copy"*

email: *dings*

me: ooh what's that
January 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Maybe this is curmudgeonly but it really does seem like TikTok has lowered the bar for the kind of dumb internet shit kids believe. Back in my day it was like, here’s an entire documentary about how Bush did 9/11, and now people watch one TikTok and go around convinced “men can’t stand on one leg”
January 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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his and hers bidet
January 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM