Graphei
@graphei.bsky.social
I wake up in the morning and think, “Again?!”
Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.
Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.
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Graphei
@graphei.bsky.social
· Apr 22
This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
Seen. And. Heard.
In my defense, I was left in Eataly unattended.
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In my defense, I was left in Eataly unattended.
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merry christmas son, i pulled off an incredible heist from the local zoo. don’t tell anyone you got that hippopotamus you asked for or else daddy will be going away for a long time
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
merry christmas son, i pulled off an incredible heist from the local zoo. don’t tell anyone you got that hippopotamus you asked for or else daddy will be going away for a long time
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Team Cherry has announced a free nautical-themed expansion for Hollow Knight: Silksong called Sea of Sorrow, and it launches next year. Plus, it is working on a Nintendo Switch 2 edition of the original Hollow Knight. More here: gameinformer.com/2025/12/16/h...
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Team Cherry has announced a free nautical-themed expansion for Hollow Knight: Silksong called Sea of Sorrow, and it launches next year. Plus, it is working on a Nintendo Switch 2 edition of the original Hollow Knight. More here: gameinformer.com/2025/12/16/h...
There’s gotta be a German word for when a box fits PERFECTLY inside the big blue ikea bag.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There’s gotta be a German word for when a box fits PERFECTLY inside the big blue ikea bag.
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When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
FAM, I CHANGED TERMINAL THEMES.
Mirage & Nightfox
Mirage & Nightfox
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
FAM, I CHANGED TERMINAL THEMES.
Mirage & Nightfox
Mirage & Nightfox
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Modern-Day Oracles or Bullshit Machines?
Jevin West (@jevinwest.bsky.social) and I have spent the last eight months developing the course on large language models (LLMs) that we think every college freshman needs to take.
thebullshitmachines.com
Jevin West (@jevinwest.bsky.social) and I have spent the last eight months developing the course on large language models (LLMs) that we think every college freshman needs to take.
thebullshitmachines.com
INTRODUCTION
thebullshitmachines.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Modern-Day Oracles or Bullshit Machines?
Jevin West (@jevinwest.bsky.social) and I have spent the last eight months developing the course on large language models (LLMs) that we think every college freshman needs to take.
thebullshitmachines.com
Jevin West (@jevinwest.bsky.social) and I have spent the last eight months developing the course on large language models (LLMs) that we think every college freshman needs to take.
thebullshitmachines.com
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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Telling myself fine tuning my dev setup will yield 10x gains in productivity.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Telling myself fine tuning my dev setup will yield 10x gains in productivity.
Penzeys Spices going harder than WaPo and NYT combined.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Penzeys Spices going harder than WaPo and NYT combined.
How the hell did I manage to forget a pen?!
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How the hell did I manage to forget a pen?!
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Many tellings of her story imply her only involvement was involuntary and without her permission (via the infamous 'Photo 51').
In fact she was MUCH more involved than this, including absolutely bodying one of Watson and Crick's first models because it was chemically inept.
In fact she was MUCH more involved than this, including absolutely bodying one of Watson and Crick's first models because it was chemically inept.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Many tellings of her story imply her only involvement was involuntary and without her permission (via the infamous 'Photo 51').
In fact she was MUCH more involved than this, including absolutely bodying one of Watson and Crick's first models because it was chemically inept.
In fact she was MUCH more involved than this, including absolutely bodying one of Watson and Crick's first models because it was chemically inept.
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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there’s a head in there somewhere
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
there’s a head in there somewhere
I just made the stooooooopdist bacon butty.
thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I just made the stooooooopdist bacon butty.
thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
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that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
So happy to discover The 607 CSA has winter shares available. Greens/Microgreens, dried beans, and hearty root veg are inbound from January to May 🥰🥰
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So happy to discover The 607 CSA has winter shares available. Greens/Microgreens, dried beans, and hearty root veg are inbound from January to May 🥰🥰
I just had tiramisu made with yellow cake that was clearly frozen. Give me the meteor now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I just had tiramisu made with yellow cake that was clearly frozen. Give me the meteor now.
@davidcharles.bsky.social let’s get on this
pitching a movie in which J. R. R. Tolkien arises from the dead to take academically-coded revenge on the techbros and MAGAs who continue to grotesquely misunderstand his work
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@davidcharles.bsky.social let’s get on this
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A kitty and its emotional support skull for spooky season!
I draw cute critters and have a shop here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jmor...
I draw cute critters and have a shop here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jmor...
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A kitty and its emotional support skull for spooky season!
I draw cute critters and have a shop here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jmor...
I draw cute critters and have a shop here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jmor...