Anne Onymous
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Anne Onymous
@gray9037.bsky.social
I love cats. But I can't stand 'em. But I love 'em. But I can't stand 'em. *Sigh* Obviously not my comic. #comic #joke #cats
September 11, 2024 at 4:44 AM
How many dad jokes are there over against mom jokes? #showerthoughts
September 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
If there is one thing I take from E=mc², is that energy matters.
…I'll see myself out.
#puns #jokes #wordplay #dadjokes
September 5, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I tried to call the tinnitus help line. It only kept ringing.
#puns #worsplay #dadjokes
September 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
In fiction, energy beings don't matter.
#pun #dadjoke #wordplay
September 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Yesterday I tried to hound a dog. Sadly, all I had to work with was a ruff map.
#pun #wordplay #dadjoke
August 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Learning a modern language vs an ancient language
August 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/gTI8w...
None of us determines whether others value information about us — they do.
Your Worth
YouTube video by Pirate Software
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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not everybody likes a tautology, but it is what it is
July 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
You know how some works of fiction have timeline? And that each time travel splits the timeline? And therefore it's timeline travel and not time travel? I just realized they are copy-on-write worlds.
July 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Excerpt from "Cain's Kin (Grendel Alone)" by Brian Wright, from the Summer, 2024 issue of Forgotten Ground Regained: A Journal of Alliterative Verse, alliteration.net/current-issue, pdf: alliteration.net/__static/5ff...
June 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Looking for alliterative poetry submissions for the Fall, 2024 issue of Forgotten Ground Regained. The call for submissions is here:

alliteration.net/call-for-sub...
Call for Poetry Submissions
The Fall issue of Forgotten Ground Regained (https://alliteration.net) is open for submissions. I am especially interested in alliterative verse that explores themes of love, devotion, and desire.
alliteration.net
June 30, 2024 at 3:54 AM
@azforeman.bsky.social Oh snap you're not only on Twitter? Now I won't miss you wholesale. What a wild coincidence for me to see you here. I know of you through someone who is there and from time to time he shares screenshots of one of your quips. They tend to elicit a chuckle out of me.
June 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
*A Fleeting Duck Fluttered*

A fleeting duck flitted, its flutter stirred the water
Its landing was fair, its lilting graceful
How hueful it was, as it harked its kin loudly
Its shade too was like a world, its shadow like a blossom-field

#poetry #alliteration
June 5, 2024 at 9:49 PM
For those of you who feel schadenfreude, can't you gloat instead?
June 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Is there a German word for schadenfreude
May 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Are your parents beavers.

Because dam.
May 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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In approaching works of famous ##philosophers, you should start with their biography. Much understanding can be derived, and error avoided, from knowing the person and context behind the face. I also recommend this to those deeming themselves to be experts without such education.
May 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough
May 30, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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"Not Horses"
Natalie Shapero
#poetry
May 26, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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oh my god my partner found a bat napping in some blossoms oh my god
March 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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“Do you want to hop on a quick call about this?”

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March 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Forgot to say, but, I happened to backup my .ssh folder! So all my data is safe!
Recovered it all, swapped in a new drive. Good times.

This is your reminder to backup your data and test your backups!

Streams will be back as usual this week c:
February 15, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Question TTRPG players;

How crunchy do you like your games to be? Are you a fan of dice clacking or just want to play a story?

I'm doing some research 👀
February 9, 2024 at 5:33 PM