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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 7h

I had a dream last night where I met up with the former GOP Senate leader who was just retiring, but looking back that was NOT Mitch McConnel in my dream just a generic old man.

Politifact has labeled my dream mostly false and dozens of articles are demanding I renounce my dream.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 16h

I have a lisp; I am literally tongue-tied.

At this point I've accepted I sound funny, positive, no matter what I've tried. Kids love it.

It feels easier for me to get the general direction of my voice than know how to change it, kudos to the experts who can specifically control it

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 22h

The road you want us on is to nominate somebody we don't like as the nominee in 2025 because we can't be honest, so the first time Dems get real feedback on him is when he loses in 2028, shocking Dems somehow

You have to WANT Trump's illegal third term; no way you want Dems to win on *this* road.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 4d

NVidia's stock has been *the* stock on the stock market for a while because of AI, so it's between that and tariffs (which the stock market is just ignoring).

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 4d

the amount of mistakes you made is a lot

i counted over 9000

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 4d

I've lost friends explaining that, as a former homeless person, I was deeply offended by the governor of my birth state California making a photo op out of destroying homeless people's stuff with a smile on his face, like an actual photo op of destroying people's stuff because they are poor

Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 4d

The west coast democrats are democrats who hate poor people. They're incredibly anti-homeless & Gavin exploits their sentiments with policy.

ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 4d

everyone in california and oregon and washington are democrats, and between a third and a half of the democrats are people like this

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 4d

I recently got into hockey (thus I can still use sportsball as derogatory, I am a man of the sportsPUCK) and I feel like I'm doing it wrong because everybody likes seeing the kids fight whereas I'm in it for like the points part of the game.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 4d

I never got the disrespect towards fast food workers and dismissing them as burger flippers.

I am hungry, you are about to hand me delicious food, you are the most important person to me for a moment thank you

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 6d

Sometimes you have to thank your momma for leading you on a good path

My mom *always* absolutely hated Donald Trump, and I mean when we watched Home Alone 2 she would make a disgusted comment every time his cameo happened.

Thanks mom for teaching me right.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 7d

The reason why the government shuts down like it did today is because Jimmy Carter's second Attorney general; not the supreme court or Congress but one (1) attorney general decades ago, decided that it does when a budget deal is not reached.

God bless democracy.

Reposted by Andrew the Psycho-Statistician

Dylan Blaha for Congress @dylanthomasblaha.bsky.social · 11d

It was an honor to join the “We are not numbers” reading tonight at The Channing Murray Foundation.

We must continue to tell these Palestinian stories.

#veteran #palestine #gaza #community #peace

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 11d

Some of the best events I've been to let people just freely walk on some streets closed off to traffic

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 11d

Of course Americans and our car culture would be perfectly fine with car shows, if it was a train show instead people would make rude comments like "aaaah, why did you derail the train, you're destroying everything trying to park it on the street, please stop!"

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 13d

Stepson bonds with stepmother watching her favorite movies with her

AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 13d

Make a porn wholesome:

Debbie Does Dishes

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 13d

If given the choice between actually building power to help free Palestine and actively hurt efforts with your purity test, (yes "you must not find any delight at all" is an actual purity test), and you chose the later to feel holier-than-thou, you chose being smug over people's lives, you monster

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 17d

Heroes Wiki? Fine.

Villain's wiki? Fine.

But I just learned there's a Neutral Character's wiki, are you KIDDING me?

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

I had a good dream stopped because my arm was in an awkward position, I woke up, and my dream did not continue.

If elected president I will ensure wonderful dreams won't get canceled just because you wake up for a moment and that they will continue, Make America Dream Again.

Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

In Illinois, Unilever stock can't be invested into state government employee pensions because of Ben & Jerry's resistance to Israel.

There are concrete stakes here and Unilever will not be judged well by history.

Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 20d

Unilever, parent company of Ben & Jerry's, has apparently been pressuring B&J to stay quiet rather than speak up on contemporary issues. Unilever does not want to upset the powers that be.

Jerry refuses to be silenced. He resigned so he can speak up.

Letter ⤵️
freebenandjerrys.com/wp-content/u...

Jerry's resignation letter. Link in main post.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

I'm going to give it my 110% today!

*Universe promptly ends*

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

I'm glad everybody clowns on Crémieux now but I remember years ago using my tiny online presence to warn even leftist people who thought he was legitimate in some form that he just knew how to sell race science better than most, some just didn't care about the threat of race science until recently

Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

Hi, statistician who specializes in stats used in psychology here!

This is not true, you only notice it when Will points it out! Everybody laughs at Crémieux now thabkfully but I remember years ago warning people who thought he was legitimate because he passed it off better at the time!

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 20d

My hot take is that Kash Patel is a really cool name that was wasted on HIM

Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 22d

Something about Bernie Sanders and Zohran Mamdani is their honesty historically appeales to some Republicans despite being seen as far left

Who do you trust; a liar who is obviously saying what you want to hear or somebody who usually opposes you but when they agree with you, you know they mean it?

Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 22d

Everyone seems so used to accepting that of course politicians need to mislead and trick people without asking themselves why.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 24d

I am only partway through the video but coincidentally somebody I have followed ever since he was a small to mid size Twitter account *just* posted this video about how too much continuity and keeping everything canon is a massive problem

bsky.app/profile/agra...

Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 24d

What is the opposite of a plot hole?

What is the Opposite of a Plot Hole?

YouTube video by Anthony Gramuglia

youtu.be

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 24d

To be clear, Charlie Kirk would openly put out these snippets without context on social media.

The context is he didn't want you to have context so when people rage, there's always somebody out there like you to defend Charlie Kirk, you doing this is literally part of his plan

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