Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyedmeg.bsky.social
She/her, mom of 3, animal lover, nerd, soccer mom, but cool because I drive an SUV instead of a van.
Gravity is literally so weird.
Also I just found out gravity falls is based on a real place called the void.
I’ve never read/seen gravity falls.
Also I just found out gravity falls is based on a real place called the void.
I’ve never read/seen gravity falls.
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Gravity is literally so weird.
Also I just found out gravity falls is based on a real place called the void.
I’ve never read/seen gravity falls.
Also I just found out gravity falls is based on a real place called the void.
I’ve never read/seen gravity falls.
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The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
I think the #nfl should find one regular guy from each teams fan base and have them do the commentating for the game. That would be much more interesting than the weirdos they’ve got.
January 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I think the #nfl should find one regular guy from each teams fan base and have them do the commentating for the game. That would be much more interesting than the weirdos they’ve got.
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Gavin Newsom is smart, handsome and 6-foot-3-inch tall.
Donald Trump is none of those things.
Donald Trump is none of those things.
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gavin Newsom is smart, handsome and 6-foot-3-inch tall.
Donald Trump is none of those things.
Donald Trump is none of those things.
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Excellent post
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Excellent post
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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When my dad saw Elon do the Nazi salute, did he still think I’m the one that’s a fascist because I don’t want kids to starve?
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When my dad saw Elon do the Nazi salute, did he still think I’m the one that’s a fascist because I don’t want kids to starve?
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I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.
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Complete losers 😖
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Complete losers 😖
Is it a migraine or just how it feels when democracy fails
January 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Is it a migraine or just how it feels when democracy fails
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I can hear the fireworks from Trump at his golf course while social media is banned. This is the sound of the end of democracy. America is fascist.
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I can hear the fireworks from Trump at his golf course while social media is banned. This is the sound of the end of democracy. America is fascist.
Going forward I will refer to Trump as “king rapist” or “national felon”
January 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Going forward I will refer to Trump as “king rapist” or “national felon”
If only Biden could pardon tik tok like his son
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If only Biden could pardon tik tok like his son
Weird how republicans want to rename everything except trans people. If we can call the Gulf of Mexico a new name, we can call people by their preferred names
January 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Weird how republicans want to rename everything except trans people. If we can call the Gulf of Mexico a new name, we can call people by their preferred names
Kris Jenner works hard, but Ariana’s PR team works harder
January 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Kris Jenner works hard, but Ariana’s PR team works harder
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You too can participate in shrinkflation by giving your job less every year
January 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You too can participate in shrinkflation by giving your job less every year
Someone should invent snopes for meta
January 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Someone should invent snopes for meta
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Taylor Swift shares organizations people can donate to in support of the California wildfires victims, which she has also donated to herself.
January 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Taylor Swift shares organizations people can donate to in support of the California wildfires victims, which she has also donated to herself.
Why is my simulation Lorax themed?
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why is my simulation Lorax themed?
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Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?
January 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?
I think ppl on the right can’t see capitalism in America for what it really is because it’s too overwhelming to admit that our entire society is centered on money and we are being constantly manipulated by media. It’s disturbing and they can’t cope with that reality.
January 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think ppl on the right can’t see capitalism in America for what it really is because it’s too overwhelming to admit that our entire society is centered on money and we are being constantly manipulated by media. It’s disturbing and they can’t cope with that reality.
This whole red note thing is a shit show and it would be funny if it weren’t so disturbing
January 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This whole red note thing is a shit show and it would be funny if it weren’t so disturbing